What would you do if...

What would you do if aliens from another galaxy abducted everyone from the opposite gender?

Suicide 14
Live out the rest of your life 56
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  • RoseIsabella

    I think I might be near suicidal, because I'd have a lot less friends and as a matter of fact I think of my father as my best friend. One thing's for sure is that I would remain celibate cause there's no way in hell I'd want to be a lesbian. I'm just not that fond of women in general. Don't get me wrong I've had female friends in my life and there are definitely some women of whom I'm very fond, but I tend to prefer men. Often times I find that even an effeminate gay man is more fun to do girly things with than a lot of women.

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  • Probably just live on. Women don't have any particular role as a gender in my life, just as men don't, so it wouldn't be that big a change. If you mean sex then I guess I could adapt to homosexuality, and given cosmetics can make men have the appearance women have today, it wouldn't be that far a stretch (no pun intended). Even then, the prettiest people I have ever seen have been men (transexuals). I don't have much sexual interest in them but if I wanted sex, then again, it wouldn't be too far of a stretch to just blank out the whole penis part...Even then there are sex changes.

    Overall, it wouldn't play much of a problem in my life, my mother dying may be something I would be down about if I didn't block it out of my mind out of respect.

    So, I'd probably just continue on with my life, there'd be more open opportunities, too, given that half of the population is gone and more job offers would be out there, and just think about all the left over things there would be from their previous female owners? Houses, cars, boats, jets (I dunno how to fly them, but fuck it...Again, no pun intended), cash laying around, technology, and all sorts of things.

    In all honesty, I think I'd benefit from it all. Although the extinction of humanity would take place, I still think it would benefit me. Nothing much would change other than that.

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  • Tommythecat.

    I'd be most unhappy indeed, I love boobies too much. :(

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    • Crvsades

      A lot of fat men have boobs.

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      • Tommythecat.

        *girl boobies

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  • anti-hero

    Find the best tranny I could, settle down and start an imaginary family.

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  • EccentricWeird

    I'm not amused by the unfunny derps who are ruining the premise of the hypothetical question because they would fuck members of the same sex anyway. The point of the story is, what if you had nobody to have sex with at all ever again. Now no more evasive answers!!11

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  • thr

    I would say that if you commit suicide, you would still, technically, be living the rest of your life. It would just be rest of your shortened life.

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  • AppleMind

    Difficulties regarding communication between lovers will no longer be a problem.

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    • donotmockme

      Unless they're gay of course.

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  • dom180

    I'd immediately buy lots and lots of shares in Fleshlight.

    I'd feel sad as hell because my mum and grandmas and about half of my best friends are gone and probably not enjoying their new, abductee lives much. I'd probably be very depressed for a long time, although I'd recover from it and I don't think I'd consider suicide. I would be scared as hell that men would be next :P

    If we're going to talk about sex... I'm bi anyway so I'd go out and have a bunch of gay sex, probably.

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    • Incomplet

      HAHAHA

      That Fleshlight comment got me. 10/10 for economic wit.

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  • lolol555

    Probably suicide. Many of the people most important in my life are of the opposite sex. I really don't think I'd be able to cope.

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  • DickLongFlop

    masterbate to death like eveyone else would you idiot. id get cabin and live peacefully. write shitty books and knit. stfu idiot. i hope you get abducted so you cant have children so our litteracy rate goes up. fuck yourself

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  • alextsang08

    I wonder what the aliens would do with the women...

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  • megadriver

    Well, in all the chaos I would do stuff I always wanted to do, but can't due to laws!
    Like joyriding, blowing up a building... (You know, fun stuff) But after that week or two of fun, suicide!
    A world without babes is no world I want to live in!
    On a more serious note - loosing my mother, my girlfriend and a lot of good friends.

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  • green_boogers

    Very little impact, I would just continue wanking.

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  • brosapien

    Buy all the porn in the world and become the ruler of planet earth!

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  • donotmockme

    I chose the wrong one, oops. I meant to choose Suicide as I'd lose a lot of people close to me and that would be pretty painful.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I'm bi, so I'll be happy using my handy dandy strapon.

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    • anti-hero

      It's shaped like a hand? A fist dildo strap on? :o

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        It's a textured tentacle capable of penetrating the inner sanctity of your mind.

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        • anti-hero

          Goes in the ear then?

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          • Cuntsiclestick

            Yes! In your ears and in your sweat glands! No gland is safe!

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    • shuggy-chan

      as a probe or weapon to combat the invaders?

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Nope. My tentacles already do a good job at that.

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        • shuggy-chan

          multi-purpose tool i see, nice

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          • Cuntsiclestick

            Yep. They can get into some weird places like the center of a tater tot, a used car that's been severed halfway, or your brain. Yep, my tentacles probe brains. Now sit over there and let's have a nice talk.
            *hides tentacles*
            MWAHAHAHAHA!

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            • shuggy-chan

              that oky, *my tentacle isnt so hidden* i like to use mine for fun things too ;)

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  • gorillaphant

    I think we'd see a lot more lesbianism.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Hahaha... Not from me.

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