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You joined a football or basketball team and your Jersey number was 69?

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  • 69
    10 years ago | pl

    i'd find it very fitting

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  • Shackleford96
    10 years ago | pl

    Embrace it whole-heartedly!

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago | pl

    Put a question mark at the end.

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  • pacinoharmon
    10 years ago | pl

    That'd be the best number to get! Or 42 cause it's the meaning of life :D

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  • suckonthis9
    10 years ago | pl

    Lick on this '6',
    Suck on this '9'.
    Duck and suck and lick on both,
    Slick at the same time!

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    • dirtybirdy
      10 years ago | pl

      What the fuck just happened here!?!?!?

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    • suckonthis9
      10 years ago | pl

      '69' on LSD

      Lick on this '6',
      Suck on this '9'.
      Duck and suck and lick on both;
      Slick at the same time!

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago | pl

        I'm starting to wonder if you're on mind-altering drugs.

        You go from reason, to raving lunatic in the drop of a hat.

        ...that's why I'm here. I'm at least consistently a raving lunatic, no matter what lunar phase we're in...and I can call you on it..

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        • suckonthis9
          10 years ago | pl

          Violation.

          Please see Rule #13.

          Rape; Repeat Offender.

          Plagiary is a very serious criminal offense.

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  • feliciasexopants
    10 years ago | pl

    I would be so happy!!

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  • GuessWho
    10 years ago | pl

    I would deliberately choose that number if I could.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago | pl

    I'd make it "apparent".

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago | pl

    Smile and not say anything. I'd be secretly pleased but, not wanting to draw extra attention to it, I wouldn't say anything about it.

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    • shuggy-chan
      10 years ago | pl

      Hmmm secretly pleased u say.... =3

      And I'd prefer to be #11, cause then I'd be #1 twice

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    10 years ago | pl

    That would be awesome! I'd happily take the number.

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago | pl

    I was always given the number 2 because of my toilet clogging ability. Also known as 'crapper'

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  • Ibelievethis
    10 years ago | pl

    Well there is very little if any chance of me joining a rugby/football team but if I did I'd have no problem with having this number on my shirt. After all 69 is my favorite number! xxx

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  • Choclateman47
    10 years ago | pl

    Its more attention!

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago | pl

    I'd just deal with for as possible. I doubt that asking for a different number would be possible if there were so many try-outs for the team.

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  • Wendell
    10 years ago | pl

    One year my HS football teams captains were numbers 6 and 9 and when they would line up for the coin toss it made 69

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  • Unimportant
    10 years ago | pl

    I guess it's still better than being number two.

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago | pl

    I really like basket ball and am good at it. I would love being on a basket ball team. No one I know cares about sports.

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  • Gumball
    10 years ago | pl

    Roll with it.

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