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I'm a professional survivalist, so let me educate you poor fools on how to survive this scenario.
1. Slaughter your comrade, but do it so you save most of his blood. Fill your canteen with said blood to drink.
2. Wrap his entrails around yourself. Cover as much of your head, torso, and arms you can.
3. Begin your trek. Travel only at night. Intermittently poor blood over your entrail suit to keep it moist. Drink the rest.
4. Fire your flare gun. Hope that it attracts a small tourist group. Proceed to beat them to death with your M4. We don't want to waste rounds.
5. Commandeer the bus and drive to the nearest outpost.
Bam. Problem solved.
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I'm a professional survivalist, so let me educate you poor fools on how to survive this scenario.
1. Slaughter your comrade, but do it so you save most of his blood. Fill your canteen with said blood to drink.
2. Wrap his entrails around yourself. Cover as much of your head, torso, and arms you can.
3. Begin your trek. Travel only at night. Intermittently poor blood over your entrail suit to keep it moist. Drink the rest.
4. Fire your flare gun. Hope that it attracts a small tourist group. Proceed to beat them to death with your M4. We don't want to waste rounds.
5. Commandeer the bus and drive to the nearest outpost.
Bam. Problem solved.