What would you do...

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What would you do if you walked into a shop during a robbery? The robber only has a gun in his hand and a small box of skittles in his pocket... and maybe aspirations in his heart of someday winning American Idol.

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assess the situation...then faint 0
stand there frozen in fear 12
update your facebook status 1
try to fight the robber 5
try to distract the robber 4
run as if your name is Forest 12
do as you are told by the robber...then update your facebook status 2
pee your pants 2
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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    He has hopes of winning American Idol? Well I will pray upon that hope! Knowing he would be a fan of American Idol due to wanting to win it some day I will jump in to his emotions! I would pull up a chair, sit behind a desk and say in an English accent "That was the worst robbery ever. You have no criminal talent and should give up on that line of work...I don't know what I'm doing here to be honest, I came here for talent".

    He will be so upset and destroyed that he would use the gun on himself.

    And I'm totally so super cereal here.

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  • worriedgirlhere
    9 years ago

    You have the mind of a genius.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    9 years ago

    Ask if he was planning on finishing the skittles, fuck my diet it's Christmas, gotta get me some sugary goodness

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    If somebody has a gun in his hand and some distance between the two of you, unless you are a professional baseball pitcher (IE: throw a can with great force and accuracy), I think it best to just acquiesce.
    Skittles? Does ANYBODY still like Skittles enough to steal them at gunpoint?

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  • NyanStrike
    9 years ago

    Ahh, I would tackle the robber. Then, I would take his skittles, and eat them. THEN, I would take the gun away and get some money of it back...but I would probably sneak a few hundred bucks with me! I like roleplay! ◠‿◠✿

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  • TrustMeImLying
    9 years ago

    Break into a musical tossing around skittles like confetti

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      9 years ago

      in my parts yalld git shot by shopkeeper and clientele alike for that shit

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  • slings_and_arrows
    9 years ago

    Love the jibes at the facebook updaters. They really get your noodle huh?

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  • TareBear20
    9 years ago

    You do as the robber says, especially because he has a gun and you are less likely to be able to disarm him as he's given the upper hand already pointing it at the cashier.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    the american idol thang would definitely seal the deal with me pullin out my own gun and droppin that fool

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  • Pika-girl
    9 years ago

    Ah! More roleplay!

    I would politely ask if the robber would leave. If not, I'd try to attack or snatch the gun away or something. Once unarmed, I'll ask him if I could have some Skittles.

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