What would you change in the u.s if you were the president?

Everybodies talking about Politics these days so why not? I would do something about our education although that probably seems like the least of our concerns.

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  • CozmoWank

    I'd make it clothing optional and declare pie as a food group.

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    • Friendsong

      CosmoWank for president!

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      I can get behind pie as an official food group! Yum!

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    • McBean

      Excellent public policy!

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    • Innovative!

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    • I like the clothing optional idea!

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      • lordofopinions

        You'd be naked all the time. :)

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  • RoseIsabella

    I would legalize weed, tax it quite heavily and use the tax money for education, and to help the mentally Ill as well as helping Veterans. Additionally I would start government funded horse therapy programs for people in need.

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    • NoLifer

      Lets vote Rosebella president!

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      • RoseIsabella

        Thanks!

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  • factcheck

    Education is a great place to start...that may seem like the least of the concerns, but it's the root of all of them. Uneducated people elect uneducated politicians, for example the most uneducated president in centuries in office right now, and that's what causes so many problems.

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    • Plutoqueen123

      Factcheck for president!

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    Well there's a couple of easy things to start off with that anybody could do: legalise marijuana, legalise prostitution, outlaw guns, cut military spending, pump more money into science and health, etc.

    Then I'd start on the things that would take a lot of work: improve the education system, reduce poverty, reduce mental health prevalence, reduce corporate power, etc.

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  • IrishPotato

    Burn it. It's a lost cause.

    Really though, the quality of life over there is so bad for the majority it's almost a third world country.

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    • TheBlindInquisitor

      Really I mean some parts of America dose fit that but not all of it.

      Don't take me as the oh our miltary is the strongest there for we are better I am just saying that compared to most places life isn't that bad.

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  • I would stop people from being able to buy guns so easily because this is contributing to so much of the gun crime, especially in schools, and it's quite sad that something hasn't already been done about this

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    • drdnk957

      Maybe someone willing to carry out illegal crimes would also find ways to illegally obtain the guns. Idiot

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      • factcheck

        Then why don't they? Why is there less crime in states where it's harder to obtain a gun legally? Across the entire country, there's a direct correlation between how easy it is to legally buy a gun and how much crime there is. States where it's easy to buy guns have the most crime and states that border those states(like Illinois, where everybody loves to bring up Chicago but ignore the fact that Indiana and Wisconsin are practically walking distance away and are among the easiest states in the country to buy a gun) have more crime than states that don't.

        Gun nuts love to make this talking point, yet there's no evidence whatsoever to support it.

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      • Well obviously. But it would reduce the access to guns. Fuckhead

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  • geek_god_101

    I would make it where the media has to be honest and direct.

    Noise restrictions on ALL businesses open to the public. None of this 95 decibels of music being played in restaurants. It's an occupational hazard.

    Have the roads fixed on time with minimal delays.

    Abolish welfare entirely.

    Make immigration fully enforced along with speaking English as a requirement for entry.

    Indian reservations are discontinued.

    Have tax credits for people who don't have kids before age 30 and penalize those who do.

    Remove the ability for obese people to have handicap placards issued.

    Mandate social skills, manners, common sense to be taught in public schools.

    Cap the expenses doctors can charge people, especially low income individuals and families.

    Sports players are to be in the same class as the common public regardless of their achievements. Also being paid a regular wage, none of this millions of dollars and getting bailed out of jail for being famous.

    The state of California would be forced to lower their taxes for a middle class existence and no sanctuary laws would be allowed to exist for any reason.

    I'm sure I have more but this is a start. As Donald Trump says, "Make America great again."

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    • factcheck

      Ban straight white men from government immediately. That'd solve 99% of the country's problems.

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  • BleedingPain

    I would follow and model off the likes of other first world countries health insurance. Would make sure the insurance and drug companies cant hike up prices for the silly reasons they currently claim.

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  • Many things, but mainly I would return humans to their primal state. In a perfect world I would make humans more like they were in the ice age. I would incorporate laws that allow people to go naked, get rid of the political parties so there’s less tension between people, force the rich to devide their money in half and give to the poor, make hunting of heavily populated animals like deer legal all year around so long as it’s for food (and of coarse hire more rangers to run around monitoring this), no more cars or other automobiles but horses and bikes are fine, heavier penalties for drugs, crimes like rape human trafficking and child abuse would result in an automatic death sentence no exceptions, all logging (except on private property) put to a hault, heavier regulations on weapons, support and protection for wildlife preserves, more protection against ARA extremists for farmers and ranchers, no more bans on certain types of dogs, no more factory farming (family and free farms only), and since America was originally the native’s they would have primary say over things so long as they aren’t trying to impose racist laws like deporting white people, a major down size on all building and construction meaning less stores houses and other buildings, hateful religions not tolerated, higher education discouraged and instead encourage things like farming hunting fishing and living off the land, people who are simply too violent or dangerous will be sent to other countries, knowingly and purposefully killing an endangered species for any other reason than self defense or defense of family would mean an automatic $500,000 dollar fine and 5 years in jail, and eventually no more money so fines would have to be paid in food and clothing, no more TV and internet, the mentally ill taken much more seriously and given better care, mandatory birth control and condoms for 5 years to control the human population, reform of the justice system, hate crimes and police brutality taken much more seriously, men and women given equal respect and rights and misogyny made a crime, and basically just a complete and total reform of society and how humans live. I want us to basically just be a bunch of animals living in the forest! XD

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  • MasterChives

    That, is actually really nice. Thank you!

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  • megadriver

    Make myself obscenely rich, fake my death and live the rest of my life in luxury back home in Europe.

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  • MasterChives

    I would have huge amount of people killed. For like.. No reason at all.

    Sends a strong message.. A strong yet confusing message.

    Actually. Scratch that that is terrible. These are the list of people on my shit list.

    Prisoners. All of them. I don't care if they are in for a misdemenor. I would have all prisoners all over the country burned alive in their cells.. Lets see those "gangsters" be unafraid of being jailed now!

    Obesity, Order everyone who is morbibly obese to lose.. i dunno like.. Half of their weight. They have a month per stone to do so.. Otherwise I will use them to fuel the power grid for like half a day or something (by burning them)

    Homosexuals. Look Ok i am fully aware that its 2018. However. Nope i would do a Russia esc move and have homosexuallity removed as a topic from schools. I would encourage same sex stuff.
    Im not a barbarian however and homos can practice all that butt stuff behind closed doors. Just not allowed to preach about it..
    Ah the good ol days.

    Oh talking about. Feminists will be destroyed. Also BLM movement (give them all a whoopin')

    National service will be mandatory for all if they do not go onto higher education.

    I would start so many wars. Like every country.

    I would surmise that i would not last long before being assassinated.. But my god would that be fun asf!

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    • factcheck

      Ban white men from government immediately. That'd solve 99% of the country's problems.

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    • I’m glad you’re not president.
      So basically killing everyone who makes mistakes including kids in juvie, killing millions in war because it’s fun, killing fat people, and removing women’s rights? I would NOT vote for you that’s for sure! 😂

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