I would if he gave me a copy of all of his security information- birth certificate, ss card, drivers license, car title, names and witness statements of his character from his closest kin and acquaintances (signed and notarized), bank account info etc. All of this must be legitimized. He needs to have a laptop handy, ready to perform a full background check and papers time stamped no less than 2 hours prior to prove he is std free. Somehow through all of this he must maintain a romantic atmosphere, create sexual tension and make me feel genuinely special, yet be blunt about his intentions toward casual sex. If he doesn't make me laugh - dealbreaker. Also I must be in a particularly rare capricious mood and very. very desperate. He must give off good vibes. There's more, I'm sure... Pumpkin spice frappe offering a big plus and I'll definitely need food afterward.
what would it take?
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I would if he gave me a copy of all of his security information- birth certificate, ss card, drivers license, car title, names and witness statements of his character from his closest kin and acquaintances (signed and notarized), bank account info etc. All of this must be legitimized. He needs to have a laptop handy, ready to perform a full background check and papers time stamped no less than 2 hours prior to prove he is std free. Somehow through all of this he must maintain a romantic atmosphere, create sexual tension and make me feel genuinely special, yet be blunt about his intentions toward casual sex. If he doesn't make me laugh - dealbreaker. Also I must be in a particularly rare capricious mood and very. very desperate. He must give off good vibes. There's more, I'm sure... Pumpkin spice frappe offering a big plus and I'll definitely need food afterward.
Yeah...it's highly unlikely...