What would/do you refer to Twitter users as?

Ahh, I wasn't being serious. I used to be Twitter user myself (although whether that precludes twatdom is no guarantee). I was more being a bit satirical at David Cameron's "twat" comments and ensuing smug smile.

Exactly.

On a happier note, it seems that the term I use has remained untouched so far (Not saying what it is)

Wow. There's a blast from the past. Hello, wavy Scouseface. How be you?

I'm amazed you remembered your password. I didn't used to be dappled, got drunk one night, and forgot both my password and username in the space of a couple of hours!

Awww, they're not. It was just a bit of satire about David Cameron's comments.