What would be your self defense weapon of choice to carry?

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago | pl

    I've got talons, a beak and a deadly glare. What else do I need?

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    • NotStrangeBird
      10 years ago | pl

      Cockfighting spurs?

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      • dirtybirdy
        10 years ago | pl

        Do you really want to hurrrt meee?

        Now I do. First off, don't sing, you're terrible. Second, boy george??? I'll tumble 4 ya. Stop it!

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        • NotStrangeBird
          10 years ago | pl

          Birdy singing boy george songs?

          Now there's a weapon!!!

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          • KaffeInjection
            10 years ago | pl

            aha.... haha.. short break.. hahahah...

            ahahaha.. break......... ha hahhahah..

            Robot voice: you.. must.. be.. the.. funniest.. guy.. on.. earth. you.. put.. money.. in.. my.. robot.. mouth.. then.. i.. can.. laugh..

            haha.. ahah.. so funny

            break..

            haha.. aha..

            haha... ahah.. hahha

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          • dirtybirdy
            10 years ago | pl

            Weapon of mass extinction :( I'm sorry. I'll be quiet.

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      • KaffeInjection
        10 years ago | pl

        Haha... Haha.. So funny. I laughed so hard..

        haha.. you are so funny. haha..

        aha.. haha..

        haha... ha ha ha.

        soo funny. haha hah a ha ha..

        we all know how funny you are but let me please just.. haha

        haha hahah

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        • dirtybirdy
          10 years ago | pl

          HARDERR!!! OHH MYYY GOD PLEASE!!! YESSS!!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!! HARDERRR!!! FUCKING HARDER!!! HARDER!! YOU HAVE TO TRY FUCKING HARDERRR!!! SWEET FUCKING CHRIST TRY FUCKING HARDERRR!!!!

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