What would be the best ball tattoo?

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I'm planning to get a tattoo on my ballsack, and these are the ideas I have had. I've lately been leaning towards the monopoly man smoking a joint, but these are all ideas I have considered.

I currently have a shitty stick and poke tattoo on the front of my upper thigh that says "fuck it", that's in the general region. And my whole dick shaft has a barberpole tattoo. I also wear a prince albert (e.g. a dick piercing).

None Of The Above 11
Superman 2
The Monopoly Man Smoking A Joint 6
Love On One, Hate On The Other 4
A Pumpkin Smoking A Joint 1
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  • CozmoWank
    5 years ago

    How about a turnip, wearing a nazi arm-band, taking a shit and masturbating?

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  • curious-bunny
    5 years ago

    Those are terrible. I dont even think I could go down on that if i was being paid

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  • MrsEdGein
    5 years ago

    How about the literal words "Sperm Bank"? lol

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  • TheBlindInquisitor
    5 years ago

    Ouch.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    All of the above

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    5 years ago

    I did it. Got a new prince Albert too. I ended up getting a cover up of a barber pole. Now, it's a rocket with flames all around the base of my Johnson. And my balls have the monopoly man smoking a joint, looking up at the stars..... as the rocket flies "overhead". I think it's pretty cool.

    This all cost me like 5 grand though. I don't know, do you think I got ripped off?

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  • McBean
    5 years ago

    Tattoo a target on them so Lorena Bobbit can shoot arrows at them.

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  • randypete
    5 years ago

    A pair of lips on each ball

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    The best genital tattoo would be a Pinocchio face on a guy’s crotch with the penis as the nose so it can grow.

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  • megadriver
    5 years ago

    I don't know about ball tattoos, but if I were you, I'd get really drunk, then go and get "WELCOME ABOARD" tattooed on my dick.

    Just like the guy from the movie "Down Periscope" XD

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  • LloydAsher
    5 years ago

    Raisins, or if you want to be fancy a cranraisin.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    The skin to saggy and stretchy, it would just look like skin cancer.

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  • Columbusbiguy
    5 years ago

    One completley white,one black with a number 8. Cue ball and 8 ball.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Damn. That's a REALLY good idea. I never thought of that before, but that actually sounds really, really cool. I'm definitely going to think about that.

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  • Nikclaire
    5 years ago

    Tattoo women's nipples on them complete with raised implants.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    none of the above

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