What would actually happen if i were to do this?

So having a crazy idea, I wondered what would happen if I drank my own pee. Not wanting to hurt myself, I did some research and found it could possibly be damaging, so I thought what I would do would be to Lee in an empty water bottle, put it in my mouth, and spit it out. I ended up getting as far as peeing in the bottle, but when I went to drink it it smelt so terrible I just dumped it down the toilet. I’m curious to know though, if I actually did either drink my own urine this way or at least had it in my mouth, what would happen?

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  • charli.m

    My uncle did that. He claimed it had health benefits.

    No one in our family talks to him anymore.

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    • leggs91200

      I am guessing that wasn't the only bizarre thing he did?

      I mean typically when people have weird habits like consuming their own (or anyone's) waste, they do not talk about it, especially with family.

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      • charli.m

        He's a cunt of a person. Very self centred. Didn't give a shit about any of his kids because he is essentially unable to care about anyone but himself.

        I'm not saying he didn't do other weird shit, but the selfishness was enough for me.

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    • Boojum

      Families can be the source of a lot of stress, so maybe it did have health benefits indirectly. 😜

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    • LornaMae

      Haha, my mom had a phase when she used her pee on her face to rejuvenate. Wouldn't kiss her for anything at the time. Didn't last long. Hehehe.

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      • charli.m

        Eww :(

        I love your mom...but...ewww...

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  • xxLucifer

    It's not bad in small amounts. Urine is a waste product though so putting those chemicals back into your body could put strain on your organs especially if done regularly.

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  • SwickDinging

    That aren't any proven health benefits but as long as you only drink very small amounts it isn't particularly bad for you. Just be careful though because it will dehydrate you a lot. Drink loads of water afterwards to counteract this or it may turn into a serious health problem down the line if you do it regularly.

    Or, you know, just don't drink piss. Up to you really OP, best of luck with whichever route you take.

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  • Columbusbiguy

    You will be fine. Urine is actually sterile as it exits the body. Work your way into it. Pee into the bottle and get in the shower and dump it on your body. Pour some on your hands and lick it off. Do stuff like this until you work your wsy to to actuall trying it.

    Drink lots of water, the clearer the urine, the better. You can also change the taste depending on your diet, but you can google that for more info.

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    • Great advice. This is pretty much how I got started drinking my pee. Drinking a lot of water is key to enjoying a good drink of pee! And no, nothing would happen! I’ve been doing it for 2-3 years....no problems!

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  • JustMolly

    havent you ever watched bear grylls? LOL

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  • MrsEdGein

    Aron Ralston who is famous for cutting off his arm after being trapped by a boulder said in his book that when he ran out of water while trapped he was forced to drink his own pee and also said it wasn't a pleasurable experience. I know because I own a copy of his book and it's a great read, I recommend it.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aron_Ralston

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  • SeekNPlay

    Been ther done that..

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  • TerriAngel

    No damage.
    No reason to do it.
    But, not harmful either.

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  • nikkiclaire

    Nothing would happen.

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  • Tato

    You should contact Bear Grylls. Look up his info online.

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    • LornaMae

      I liked when he squeezed elephant poop and drank the water that came off of it.

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      • Tato

        I liked the Pacific enema, and Bear Grylls vs honey bee is unforgettable.

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        • LornaMae

          HAHAHAHA OH MY FUCK! I hadn't seen either of those. I'm not an extreme connoisseur of Man vs Wild, and I hate to be this inelegant, but I just really really liked when he got naked! LOL

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    is it normal? no

    is it gross? fuck yeah

    is it detrimental? nope

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  • Meowypowers

    You would probably die.

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    • Boojum

      There's a 100% chance that the OP will die (someday), but it's highly unlikely it will have anything to do with them drinking their own urine.

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  • Nothing would happen unless you’re on some medication that would be a problem or if you have an infection. Otherwise, it’s okay. I drink my pee regularly! Drink a lot of water beforehand if you want to reduce the smell.

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    • LornaMae

      You're so full of shit I find it hard to believe it's your pee you consume. Hehehe

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      • You should just stick to your knitting and leave the pee drinking to me....!

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        • LornaMae

          Full of shit nonetheless :D

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    • SwickDinging

      I feel like this is a sex thing for you Jen? Only because most things are with you, no offence meant lol

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      • You’re right. No offense taken!

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        • SwickDinging

          Haha I knew it!


          Now I'm wondering what my piss tastes like. What a strange day haha...

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          • It’s really not bad....just drink lots of water.

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            • SwickDinging

              I'm pregnant so I think I'll pass on that one...

              Make sure you're staying hydrated! Piss drinking dehydrates you loads so down water like a mofo to try and counteract it.

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  • ThirdTesticle

    I drink my own urine, and I also drink my girlfriend's urine. Don't see it as abnormal at all personally. I personally feel it is healthy.

    On rare occasions, I have even eaten shit. But that tastes pretty bad. So, I stick to drinking urine for the most part. I like the taste of it to be honest.

    For me, it's a festish thing. I have a huge piss and scat fetish, and I always have. I find piss and shit highly erotic and sensual. I jerk off to the mere thought of sexy women pissing in my mouth

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  • HalfInsaneFemale

    You probably shouldn’t, it’s a waste product. Our bodies probably wanted to get rid of what’s in it for a reason.

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  • IrishPotato

    Natural selection.

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  • chuy

    There's clames of health benefits and such. I would do it since is full of waste from the body.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I've got a neighbor that drinks his own piss and says it has health benefits. He's also paranoid and thinks that he's always being watched. XD

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    • leggs91200

      Just direct him to websites that claim walmarts are going to become concentration camps. THAt ought to keep him entertained if he hasn't seen them yet.

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  • Annie25

    Nothing much only you would be classified as a psychopath

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