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Seats get farted on constantly by both men and women. We just release the gases into the world. If seats could talk what would they have to say to the person that just farted on them?
This is a joke question. Meant just in fun so no mean comments.
It sure does stink to be a chair. This woman once told me about this mighty stinker she let loose in the movie theatre and told me it reeked so bad people behind her started leaving half way through the movie because they could not stand how bad the air stunk. This is no joke a woman actually told me this and I could see in her body actions and way she was talking that she was super proud of herself as well. LMAO!
Cute...I mean, ewwww.
That's one raunchy woman. Everyone farts, but that shits not something to be proud of.
Hahaha you would be surprised, there are more women out there like that than you might think.
Oh, I know. I was friends with a few girls in school that would fart all over the place. Its just not my style. More power to them, I guess.
I do still recall a story that wigz (a member here) told years ago and I still laugh about it. But that was with family in a car, so it's a little different I think..
Hahaha! Do you know who loves every moment of farting? Women! (not all but it seems most do) O my gosh, they have two styles. They either let it out silently and wait for you to get hit by their almighty stink or they try to fart as loud as they possibly can with the almighty stink. Either way when the stink hits the man they give an evil laugh and are proud of themselves.
I know not all women are like this but I have met a lot of women that are so proud of their farts and get so much enjoyment out of stinking men out. LOL.
It would likely not care, as a seat does not have a nose thus it cannot smell the fart. So to a chair, it'd just seem like air hitting it.
Reminds me of the time a few months ago when my mother and I were at the cinema watching a movie and the young girl sitting on her mother's lap two seats down from me let a silent one rip TWICE and I was in the line of fire because the stink drifted past my nose both times. It was unpleasant but didn't dampen the movie for me lol.
she would say, maybe, "why the hell am I not born a rattan chair? Or a metal wire chair?? God you're so unjust." ;)
"I think I'm going to be sick. Can't you hold that in until you're off me?"
The seat would scream "THAT BIG GUY IN PINK SHORTS HASN'T WIPED HIS ARSE SMELLS LIKE HE ATE SHIT FOR BREAKFAST!!!" Know one would know that the seat spoke.
"I know you ain't going to put that fat ass on me. Bitch, I can talk now, I got rights! You better sit on the floor."