What will you be thankful for on Thanksgiving Day?

As you gorge yourself on slaughtered turkey and marshmallow coated yams, and stuff your face with desserts you clearly don’t need, while you watch mindless football all day while senselessly arguing with relatives, and then drink yourself into a drunken stupor before falling asleep in the couch.
I love Thanksgiving Day.

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  • The fact that I won't have to do it again for another year.

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  • I wonder if everyone will still be arguing over the election.

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    • It put my family at odds last year after 4 consecutive days of text arguments. Several didn’t show to the family gathering. Totally bizarre.

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