What weapons if any do you carry regularly?

I asked about this years ago and got a good response, wanted to ask again since I don't post enough.

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  • Wtf.... where is the option for iorn maiden?

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    • In the hair metal section.

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  • My brain.

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    • Lose more fights then ya win, don't ya dip shit.

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      • Oh...

        Oh no...

        Precious pumpkin...You really tried there, didn't you?

        Bless your heart.

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  • A pocket knife since I was about 12 years old, even though some activists see it as a dangerous weapon. A pistol when traveling out of town by car. F gunfree fanatics.

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  • I carry a small spray bottle of water with me to school. Whenever somebody gets on my nerves I like to pray them and watch their reaction. Sometimes I bring the spray bottle of 3/4 water 1/4 chilli powder. But that’s only on special occasions.

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    • Is this really a weapon or just an annoyance?

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  • Rusty machete in my trunk.

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  • I used to carry a butterfly knife, I have most recently carried pepper spray, but the damn thing went off in my purse so I stopped carrying it. I also have a stun gun, but I don't really carry it.

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  • I already carry a stun gun, I might just get a pistol next when I learn to aim better.

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    • Stun guns ain't 100% effective. If you ain't that accurate with a standard pistol then how about a birdshot shotgun pistol.

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      • I had a friend with this crazy pistol that either took regular ammo or .410 shotshells. When we were shooting at the gravel pit with the other rednecks he'd use regular ammo but then he'd sneak in a .410, toss a bottle in the air and shoot it on the fly.

        It was hilarious to see the reactions of the locals thinking he'd shot the bottle with a single bullet and truth be told the guy had some major skills with a pistol because it's not easy even with a shotshell.

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      • Ah, I shot my first shotgun a few weeks ago (boyfriend and I go on dates to the gun range lol). I absolutely loved it.

        I'm still a novice, but I think the issue I have is my grip is weak, because when guns are too heavy my hands drift from the kickback; but I noticed with guns I can press again my shoulder properly, my aim is accurate to the point I can successfully shoot the eyes off my paper targets. Or if the gun is light, my accuracy goes up some as well, but not as drastic as pressing it against my body.

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  • A 'Great Two Handed Sword' simply the best , check out h3h3productions with same title for an informative hilarious video on YouTube.

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  • All this, but I cant get on a plane with a toe nail clipper.

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    • If you tried clipping your toenails next to me on the plane I'd do my best terrorist impression pretty quick.

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  • Not really a weapon but a pocketknife

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  • I always have a knife on me, even sleep with it. Always prepared for ninja mode.

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  • Where's the "I'm not a psycho" option?

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    • "I don't carry anything"
      "I'm a pacifist"
      "I'm a hippie I only carry drugs"

      I'm sorry you don't care enough to defend yourself.

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      • Yeah I answered "I don't carry anything". I'm sorry you live in a country where everyone's walking around armed.

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        • Nah not everybody but most of the people who are you'd never know and are responsible with it.

          Why should I suffer because someone else wants to hurt me and can do so with impunity? Why should I lose my rights because someone else broke the law or might break the law?

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        • Read the morning paper Police blotter and find the answer why we are walking around armed

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  • Is it weird that I have a personal dream to get a home defence cannon. Like a civil war era cannon just ready to fire at a minutes notice.

    Oh shit someones breaking in! *giddy*

    Burglar bust down the front door.

    Me standing there with a lit fuse stick.

    An hour later cops are cleaning up the remains of a would be robber.

    It's nice to dream though.

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  • Does a flintlock pistol even count as a gun anymore?

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  • A weaponized fire extinguisher.

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    • Actually you can make a flame thrower using a leaf blower and flour. By flame thrower it's more of a consistent dust explosion that you are holding and controling.

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  • Other than that...
    Lots of ballpoint pens, whiteboard markers, textbooks and wads of photocopies. And a Bible and a bottle of patchouli essential oil.

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    • Are you going to do a presentation about why you shouldn't be assaulted?

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      • No. But I might threaten a Friday night detention on anyone who tries.

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  • Classroom skeleton key. Run out the room and lock the door on the aggressor. He/she could be stuck in there for hours.

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    • Assuming the aggressor doesnt have a gun or large club or brute strength on thier side you are good.

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  • My stature is too intimidating for someone to make a move on me. I'd squash him flat.

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  • A pointy stick and a box of Ex-Lax.

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  • Does a retractable utility knife count? I use it to cut boxes at work, but I take it everywhere.

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    • It worked for the 9-11 hijackers.

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  • I don't have permission to carry, or even store any of my weapons in Germany. I would need to get a ton of documents done, pay an arm and a leg and generally make life harder for myself. So in Germany I don't carry weapons.

    In Bulgaria, sometimes I carry my pistol for extra protection from gypsies, or fake police. That's only when I travel about more.

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  • Hmm yes, I often throw my attack dog around.

    Jokes aside, I learned taekwondo back in summer 2016, so I at least have some defensive and offensive moves.

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  • A McNuke.

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  • None at the moment, however I do intend to purchase a tazer, a pocket knife, and a gun at some point. The first two will probably be in my bag regularly, while the gun I'd only take hiking.

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    • Why not a pocket pistol? 9mm great for self defence more bullets in a magazine than a 45 acp. Plus less recoil. All you got to do is mag dump if you want to make sure they are dead.

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      • Thanks. That sounds like it would be very good not only for convenience, but actually so that one shot would be less likely to kill an assailant.

        I don't really care if I kill someone who assaults me or invades my home for moral reasons, as they would have it coming imo, but legally speaking, it might be easier to defend injuring in self defense than killing in self defense.

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        • You never know when firing a gun if it will injure or kill. You could get lucky or unlucky and instantly kill them.

          There have been times where people have taken a dozen shots and still are able to move (for a while but they can still beat/ kill you in that time)

          That's why if you fear for your life fire until you are satisfied with the results. People tend to get tunnel vision when it comes to fighting for their lives so its mostly played off as basic self defence in courts.

          I'm satisfied with the results if the person is on the ground and hands are visibly away from weapon. If not pointing the gun towards them until you feel safe is always an option. Fun tip if you hear sirens or an order put the gun on the ground so you dont get shot.

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        • Depending on your state it's better to kill someone than injure them because dead people can't sue.

          Other states might prosecute for hitting an intruder in your home with a bat.

          In europe you'd be required by law to run away screaming and give an intruder your wallet and keys by law first.

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          • Okay. Also, no matter how many times I hear about the weapons and self defense laws in certain European countries, it never fails to make my blood boil. Imo, defense of self and property from aggressors should be an basic, inalienable right. All responsibility falls on the person who started shit.

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  • Pepper spray, knife/my throwing knives

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    • Pepper spray dont do shit to those who are determined enough. As a guy who's been pepper sprayed in training.

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      • Yeah but it would still maybe give me an advantage, if anything to stall them

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        • Guns are effective. Pull out a gun and they will run... or fire back. That's why you should be the first one to shoot in those situations.

          Knife throwing is really nech though isnt it. I mean yeah you could ninja them or you could just use the knife like a normal person which unless you were trained to combat this you dont go near the person.
          Theres a reason why the effective range of a knife is 20-25ft (it's not because of throwing) it's because you can close the distance pretty easily.

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    • Do you practice throwing the knives?

      I was good at this when I was a teen but I'm out of practice.

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  • Hatchet

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  • sometimes an ice pick.

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    • Very mafia. Much Cosa Nostra.

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