What was your worst hotel experience?

Used tampons under mattress!

My wife was 9 months pregnant and we arrived at the hotel and they didn't reserve our room, so they put us up in the stable with the sheep & goats.
My wife delivered the baby on the floor and we wrapped it in an old sheet and put him in a manger.
Then this mentally unstable kid starts banging on a drum in the middle of the night!
All night long, someone was shining a very bright light from the top of roof somewhere and it was impossible to sleep with that and the stinky camel jockeys that kept showing up and bringing us gifts.

So I woke up and decided to let the house keeper in the room. Maybe it is common in this part of the world I was visiting, but she put a used face cloth into the toilet bowl, squeezed it out and used it to wipe the bathtub and sink area with it.

Worst has been crappy quality linen.

I was in a haunted hotel, one of those which are advertised for that reason-I went hoping to experience something supernatural .But it turned out not to be haunted and there was a nightclub right next door so the noise kept me up all night. Then when I was about to fall to sleep pieces of plaster started falling off the ceiling. Next day when I went down to the pool , which was closed , someone told me the floor above me is block rented to a gangster who uses it as a brothel.
The mosquitos around the pool were like winged spiders so I went back upstairs to try tm get some sleep but the noise from upstairs got me going and I started to whack off with a pair of dirty panties that I found in a drawer over my face when I finished and sat up there was a tray with lunch I had forgotten ordering next to my bed and there were rats or other animals eating it.
House keeping must have barged in when I was in the throws of passion with myself and I didn't notice.

When I took too much extasy and couldn't do anything but lay there and get fucked even though I really wasn't into it. But I couldn't control my body. I felt like I had to continue participating only because it began in the first place, even though there was nothing enjoyable about it at all the whole time. I basically raped myself with another person.

Got woken up at 2 in the morning by police sirens. I got out of bed to look out the window, and there were several police cars in the motel parking lot, and they were arresting a bunch of people. One of the guys had a gun in his car, but thankfully the cops were able to retrieve it before he had a chance to use it.

Spider in the bath a spider in the bath a creepy crawly creepy crawly spider in the bath.

Fucking bugs.

None of above other than the power going out during a bad thunderstorm on vacation then some other the time the same thing happened but instead from a hail storm way along time ago lmao Mother Nature knocks on all of our doors lately to let us know :)

jizz dripping from the bathtub faucet

Thick clump of old women pubes in the shower drain