What was your weirdest masturbation 'session'?

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  • PalestinianGuy
    11 years ago | pl

    Every time you masturbate Chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face!

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    • michaels4p5
      10 years ago | pl

      a white person in the face!

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    • coolio75650932
      11 years ago | pl

      so? i eat mexicain kids for breakfest (no really i do)

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago | pl

      Awww! I like babies.

      But I like masturbation better. So these kids'll have to learn how to take a punch.

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