What was your weirdest masturbation 'session'?

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  • coolio75650932
    11 years ago | pl

    many ppl go to jail for masturbating in public... Chuck Norris gets awards for masturbating in public

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    • PalestinianGuy
      11 years ago | pl

      Every time you masturbate Chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face!

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      • michaels4p5
        10 years ago | pl

        a white person in the face!

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      • coolio75650932
        11 years ago | pl

        so? i eat mexicain kids for breakfest (no really i do)

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        11 years ago | pl

        Awww! I like babies.

        But I like masturbation better. So these kids'll have to learn how to take a punch.

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