What was your weirdest masturbation 'session'?

Morgan Freeman! Love it.

Ummm is rigging a dildo to powertools weird?

I think I've put this before but I'll say it again, I was at work and I was supposed to be holding a ladder while someone was painting a gutter and I sat on the bottom wrung and had a danger wank right there, what can I say, well I was 15 and I masturbated about 20 times a day.

After reading this i went in a public rest room with the a Nintendo ds, my laptop with a documentary narration by morgan freeman and my phone. I mastrubated while playing pokemon, listened to "Through the Wormhole" by morgan freeman and talked to my cousin on my phone.

it took a while, paid a fine but so totally worth it.

My sexy cousin , love you my girl .

University Library wayyyy early in the morning. What an all night essay writing session will do to you..!

i chose the last one cuz iv done em all and more *sly grin*

Where's the option for "While reading IIN?"
I know a few people do that.

Can I choose like 8-9 of these? and add a bunch of others?

Think I've done pretty much everything except masturbating on morgan freeman and my little pony.

Hm. I've done it in "public". But i do that enough for it to NOT be weird.

The weirdest, actually, was during a video game.
It was a dare, the game was online with about 20 people, voice chat was on, and the reactions were quite ...interesting.
Without going into detail, i won a 4-course menu at a good restaurant that time. And came twice(got kickbanned by an admin before third time).

Hard to say which was "weirdest".

Except perhaps the fact that... I've already tried over half the activities on the list. More than a few times too.

=)

Pocahontas porn.

when i was younger in our nudist home i would see my 11 yr old twin brothers always nude and many times with erections...one day they sat on the couch and masturbated each other ...as days went on it graduated to them doing oral at same time and climaxing.....i am just assuming that this is just normal exploration as it was fine with my mom who was a hippie and still breastfeeding them usually both at the same time, for bonding propose she stated... and yes,erections, having climax also

I'd have to look at pictures to it might take a few hours if not.

many ppl go to jail for masturbating in public... Chuck Norris gets awards for masturbating in public

I've masturbated while looking at myself in the mirror, although I'm not a narcissist it's just my expression was so weird I couldn't look away.

Lolz I have done several of these, but I will have to get on the Morgan Freeman one! haha

I used to do it as a child and I remember doing it in my room possibly near the mirror...

I also have done just about all of the choices as well. My answer, I wouldn't consider "weird" as much as "risky"

I have a close friend who's house I spend a lot of time at. She has a teenage daughter, and while she isn't THAT attractive, she still is pretty developed! I always fantasized about taking a pair of a girls underwear from their room to masturbate with. This time though, I was feeling extra horny, and was really in need of a quick jerk.

I walked out of the room I was with my friend in, and ventured down the hallway to her daughters room. She was spending the night at a friends house so no one was in there. I snuck in, shut the door and flipped on the light. I searched around and picked up the first pair of panties off the floor that caught my eye. Just holding them and knowing she probably just recently wore them made my dick rock hard. I checked to make sure the coast was clear, and then unzipped my pants and took my dick out. I started by sniffing the crotch of her panties to smell her scent. The smell was clean, but I could definitely smell some of her pussy scent on them! I was so turned on by the smell, that I started rubbing them on my dick and using them to jerk off with. I had to make it quick so no one would wonder where I was or catch me. I picked up the pace until I was just about to shoot my cum. I opened her panties so the crotch was right in front of my dick, and proceeded to have a HARD orgasm and shoot quite a bit of thicker cum all into her panties.
When I was finished I used them to clean off the extra cum from my dick, and I rubbed them together between my hands so my cum would soak into the panties and eventually dry, so that my cum stains weren't as noticeable. Once I did the deed I found a pile of clothes on the floor and mixed the panties back in with them. Eventually another time, I had the chance to actually take a pair of her panties, and I still use them sometimes to jerk off with and cum in.

I have done this a couple times with different girls, taking their panties without them knowing. However, this story was the first time I ever jerked off in another girls room into her panties and put them back. I was so turned on by it, and I absolutely would try It again with any of my female friends!! Have any of you ever done something similar to this? Whether to a female friend, or a female family member, or any girl you know?