What was your funniest myth about opposite gender in young age?

In my earlier age like 12-15 I was thinking that beautiful Girls and women don't fart and poop ever ,,and their buttholes can't even stink ,lol ,but when I realised about truth ,I laughed so much ,img it was my funniest myths ,which I was had .
What was your myth like that in young age?

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  • Sanara

    Nothing that weird but I used to think all women have long hair and all men have short hair

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    • RoseIsabella

      I used to think that the only eye colors were blue, and brown. My sister has green eyes, but I wasn't actively aware of it much as a kid, because her eyes were blue when she was a baby. My eyes were blue as a baby too, but they're been brown most of my life. Lots lots of babies have blue eyes... no big whoop.

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  • Meatballsandwich

    That women pee outta their butthole. Thought that until I was 8. Didn't know that vaginas existed.

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    • SkullsNRoses

      And women don’t even urinate out of that, that’s the urethra’s job!

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      • Meatballsandwich

        Yeah.

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  • dude_Jones

    As a preschooler, I thought all boys were inherently evil and all girls were inherently good. In other words, boys could only be good if they tried, and girls could only be bad if they tried. Later on I learned that when the girls try to be bad, the boys forget about being good real fast.

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  • S0UNDS_WEIRD

    Whoa whoa whoa. Hold on. You're all saying women DO have bodily functions? Color me surprised.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I used to be afraid of the toilet monster as a child, and I also thought that I could burn myself when lighting a cigarette lighter.

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    • S0UNDS_WEIRD

      I mean... _can't_ you burn yourself with a lighter? This just sounds like having good sense as a child.

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  • sillygirl77

    Hmmm as far as it went when i was really little was I did believe boys had cooties. That's about it

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    • RoseIsabella

      Some people do have cooties, especially in this day and age.

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      • sillygirl77

        LOL I guess that's an explanation for some people we face today. I like it!

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        • RoseIsabella

          Thanks!

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    • Lol,but so many womens have cooties in vagina hairs

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      • sillygirl77

        Dude if you think she has cooties there do Not engage lol. How are you pubes looking by the way are you sure they cootie free?

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  • wigz

    The only thing I can think of is that if a guy had small hands or feet, then that meant his penis was small.

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  • Somenormie

    When I was younger I remember thinking that all girls like the same girly thing.

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  • LloydAsher

    I thought that you peed from your vagina. Basic sex ed and anatomy fixed that right up.

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    • Chap

      I thought so too

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  • radar

    I thought you could get pregnant from rubbing your butt against another person's butt, even if you were both girls.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    Wow you believed it?

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