What was the weirdest thing you stepped on?

a Jehovah's witness

Dog shit

I'd be more concerned with what you cannot identify.

Once when I was a teenager I was out on my back patio smoking a cigarette and I conveniently forgot that I wasn't wearing shoes then I stepped on my cigarette butt to put it out.
:-/

A chick. I mean literally :| a baby chicken (if that makes sense...) and I had no shoes on, on a metal floor. lol somehow it managed to survive and I managed to stop having nightmares about a chick army trying to avenge their injured sister... or brother... I mean it was fairly difficult to say.

Well I think we can all agree that the weirdest feeling thing you can step on is dog poop. Have you ever stepped on dog poop bare footed? Not a nice feeling.

A scorpion... and i'm a friggin scorpio

i stepped on a god damn juggalo. i went to the walking dead convention and twiztid was there (i got autographs and a picture with them heck yeah) and outside their booth there was some guy with clown face lying on the ground with like 4 empty monster cans next to him. i was looking at my phone and wasnt expecting a dude to be passed out on the floor in the middle on a busy con lol

A firework. Willingly. Dumb times.

Weirdest thing? Maybe a light bulb, why would that be on the floor right? Yesterday I was walking on glass for a few hours never noticed till blood started pooling. (forgot need to re-mop, the blood was so piled up there it was left on the floor after I mopped the first time .. damnit going to bed will do it in the morning) Yesterday was another one of those days, I have gashes in my finger, bloody knuckles and just lil cuts all over in the weirdest places. I don't notice pain easily and it is from stupid things. I think the gashes in my finger is from slapping a street sign... seriously SMH.

I stepped on the worst thing of all... A 1x1 Lego... The consequences were disastrous. Not only did BOTH my legs have to be amputated, but my arms as well. They thought that would be enough, but they said I needed a full body transplant. When I saw my old body.... *shivers*... Hhhuhuh...A> SDn AKJD! The injuries are too horrible to describe. I still have nightmares.

Not the weirdest but one of the suckish was a clay patch in the sand at the beach and it stole my shoe

Slooock, gahhh my shoe!

I stepped on a huge slug when I was little. I had bare feet and was so skeeved out.

In the last year or so I seem to step on my hair a lot. Damn it all.

I stepped on a frog once, scared the shit outta me. I felt guilty, but it hopped away. Whew!

i actually hadta use the brake pedal the other day

A frog.
Killed it
Sooooooo digusting bruhhh
Later discovered a pond down the road from where it happened w/ loads of frogs in it.

i had a pet fish when i was 7 and it jumped out of the bowl and i stepped on it

When I went to the beach, I stepped on quite a few weird things in the water. Many of them were alive.

The weirdest was probably a stingray hiding in the sand I guess.