I tried to type a good story three times and realized that it more accurately fit the criteria for "dumbest situation I have ever gotten myself into" so to hell with it! I'm just going to go with the funniest.
I was walking through my neighborhood at dusk when some stupid thug ran up to me and tried to rob me at knifepoint. By stupid, I mean that this guy was an imbecile. I happened to be standing next to a mailbox that had fallen on the ground (probably teenagers) and I picked it up and hit him in the face with it.
I should have just run away but I was in such a bad mood that night. I picked up his knife, laughed at him, started acting like I was going to take a piss on him and he freaked out, got up and just stumble ran away.
I felt like such a dick for that. I'm laughing just remembering it.
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I tried to type a good story three times and realized that it more accurately fit the criteria for "dumbest situation I have ever gotten myself into" so to hell with it! I'm just going to go with the funniest.
I was walking through my neighborhood at dusk when some stupid thug ran up to me and tried to rob me at knifepoint. By stupid, I mean that this guy was an imbecile. I happened to be standing next to a mailbox that had fallen on the ground (probably teenagers) and I picked it up and hit him in the face with it.
I should have just run away but I was in such a bad mood that night. I picked up his knife, laughed at him, started acting like I was going to take a piss on him and he freaked out, got up and just stumble ran away.
I felt like such a dick for that. I'm laughing just remembering it.
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I forgot the funniest part, when he ran away shouting "I AIN'T GAY, NIGGA". I almost did piss myself from laughing so much.
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Very funny. But you should be applauded.
"I AIN'T GAY NIGGA"
"Your views on it are irrelevant!" AHa.