What was the last thing you said?

The last thing I said was "Why did I eat the whole thing?!" after eating an entire family size box of cereal. You?

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  • jack_shephard

    I love LOST.

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  • "Whore!"

    To my cat who is in heat and wanting to go outside to mate with one of the several cats waiting for her to elope with them.

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  • Swordfire

    The last thing i said was just me reading jenkos comment out loud

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  • Vauael

    "Brush your teeth and go to bed. I love you." To my 12 year old son.

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  • Jinko

    "kek the panzer division sucks ass fucking nerd, suck my ass" me playing a video game

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  • Hubbard

    “I’m not hungry “ after my mom asked if I was

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  • IceRed

    It was "Bye"

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  • JustMolly

    last thing i said was "thanks a bunch"

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  • raisinbran

    Why am I smelling my fingers again

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  • LornaMae

    I think i just said "thank you". Quite boring in comparison.

    Such is life...

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    • Not boring, just polite. Politeness is a good thing in life.

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      • LornaMae

        I suppose you're right! :)

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  • Jweezee

    Sounds good. I'll talk to you a little later. Don't let your meat loaf.

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    • What did the meat loaf do?

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      • Jweezee

        Is that the start of a joke? I don't know...beat up a pork chop because he had a lot of beef.

        If you're asking about the wording it's a seldom used expression among friends. it means do not allow your penis to remain idle. Do not allow your meat to loaf.

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        • LornaMae

          You missed the "to" in your original reply, Jonny Kyle ;)

          Actually, you didn't - but neither OP nor I could tell that loaf was a verb. Hence the question... what shouldn't your friend let the meat loaf- noun - do?

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          • Jweezee

            :) Hey, sweet pea. you should never let your meat loaf watch pornography. They beef jerky.

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            • LornaMae

              Hahaha! You still gots the sillies! :P

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  • angryblonde

    I said “I love you” to my boyfriend.

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  • charli.m

    "I don't like it when she tries to hump my foot".

    The Chihuahua likes to mount your foot in reverse, for a belly rub. I find it unsettling and inappropriate.

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    • Why does she do that?

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      • charli.m

        Cos she's a weirdo creep :/

        Idk, she just likes her belly scratched. I guess if you're up on a chair or stool and she's a tiny little twit on the floor, she figures this is the best way to get the scratches.

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        • I once had a pitbull that would gently grab a person's hand with his mouth and put it on his stomach when the person was sleeping. He liked pets that much.

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          • RoseIsabella

            I used to know a beagle who would poke people with her paw and give them this look when she wanted to be petted.

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            • Animals do some of the weirdest things for attention. My boyfriend's dog will just stand there barking at you if she's not getting pets.

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          • charli.m

            Awww what a goof ♡

            The mutt and the Chihuahua both push your hand to where they want to be scratched with a paw. I hadn't seen that before, but it turns out my dog was the weirdo and this is quite common.

            Dogs are the best.

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  • barefoot_on_the_sand

    I cursed at my dvd player that can't play an mp3 cd I have.

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  • RoseIsabella

    The last thing I said was probably something to my cat. The last thing I said to a person was I love you to my folks.

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    • I really dont think people stop and say I love you to their families anymore. It's nice to see someone who does.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Thanks! My dad is 81 and my mom just turned 79, so I don't like to take chances.

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        • User007

          whats ur age then?? i think u r at ur 50!

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          • RoseIsabella

            I'm 48, and I will be 49 in November. I don't like it, but death is the only alternative to getting older which sucks.

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            • User007

              ..yeah death comes for everyone! i also don't like ur age but i love ur name "RoseIsabella"🌹

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  • s_ckerz

    "Look what you did to the cat! He is crying now!" My sibling lightly threw a slipper at me and it landed on the cat. The cat had no response.

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    • Kitty didn't care. Used to have a cat that would steal slippers. Throw one at him and you'd never get it back.

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  • Ok.

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  • cinderfloof

    "I can't wait to decorate our house!" While playing sims with my boyfriend.

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    • I used to love those games even though I was terrible at them.

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