What was the last thing you ate?

For me it was a big slice of vanilla cake with sweet pink frosting and rainbow sprinkles with a side of cookie dough ice cream. It felt so good to eat(NOT in a sexual way. I just like food).

How about you wonderful people? Seriously, y'all are wonderful.

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  • NoLifer

    YOUR MOM

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  • CountessDouche

    I haven't eaten yet today, but last night I made homemade spicy chicken tacos with grilled pineapple, avocado...etc & charred Mexican street corn salad (my invention wahaha)

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  • LostSoul96

    Ate some takeaway food. This is what you've got when there's no time to cook.

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  • Indigo1

    A smothered tofu chimichanga

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  • charli.m

    Falafel wrap with hommus and veggies. It was leftovers. Not as good as fresh.

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  • Home made garlic chicken burger on a sandwich with lettuce, tomato, beetroot, cheese, jalapeno, black olive and aoli.

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  • AMERICANsavage

    Eggs, bacon, brocolli.

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    • Silver_Discrete

      my fav. vegie !

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    • Doesnormalmatter

      Brocolli! Good for you being healthy!

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      • AMERICANsavage

        Fried in extra virgin olive oil and then dipped in MCT oil. Some keto shit.

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        • Doesnormalmatter

          Ha! Eggs, bacon, and broccoli, that is such a sterotypical keto diet meal right there! It is great if it works for you, but don't call it magic and force it on me! I am bulking like a mad man right now and eating over half a loaf of bread a day. Eating carbs and not dying? Suprising I know!

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          • AMERICANsavage

            Nah once I get down to my target weight of 215 (which is only 5 pounds away) ill start incorporating some carbs again.

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            • Doesnormalmatter

              Sounds good to me! Only if my clients actually fucking listened to me when I said stop buying patato chips! Anyway, how tall are you mate? I am 6'4" 245 and trying to guage your build.

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      Everything goes with bacon!

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      • Boojum

        Whereas any sane person knows that broccoli goes well with absolutely nothing in the known universe.

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        • Cuntsiclestick

          Yep. I can't match that crap up with anything to make it taste good.

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          • raisinbran

            smother it in melted cheese

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            • Cuntsiclestick

              I tried it. It didn't do anything for me. XD

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      • I love bacon and sweet chili sauce

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        • Cuntsiclestick

          So salty, spicy, and sweet? Hmmm good idea!

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  • McBean

    Ramen Noodles with lots of black pepper, green onions, and a few mushrooms.

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  • Bumfuzzle

    I'm really poor so I had to melt down some left over tin foil from a burrito i ate last week, it wasn't that bad because the title burrito bits flavored the foil

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  • SwickDinging

    Home made pasta with creamy basil and cherry tomato sauce. It was fucking great. I just bought a new pasta machine so I'm going pasta crazy at the moment.

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  • NoLifer

    Does gum count?

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    • If gum counts, that's the last thing I ate. If not, sugar free brownie with 86% chocolate.

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  • curiousperson00

    Ice cream

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  • Holzman_67

    A fried shallot with a very small portion of radish

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    Chocolate.

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      "Ahhh, chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always hated it!"

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      • mauzi

        that spongebob episode gave me flashbacks to when we had to sell sh1t door to door for school, and super old people answering, to where I felt bad for making them get up. some even yelled at us for bothering them too :[

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        • Cuntsiclestick

          I remember one of the schools I went to, they had us selling candy and would give prizes to the kids that sold the most. They told us to sell it to people we know/family and not go door to door. Because of that stipulation, the upper class kids got all the prizes.

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          • Silver_Discrete

            wholesome^

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  • chuy

    Nothing lol, jk some eggs.

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    • Indigo1

      ...

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      • chuy

        What?

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  • curious-bunny

    A chocolate covered granola bar
    Had huel for breakfast, yummy

    Really want some korean food

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  • Grunewald

    A bowl of instant vegetable soup.

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  • Toledorwb

    My wife’s ass

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  • Unknowns12

    Chicken in a tomato sauce with mash potato and broccoli, very nice stuff.

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  • Granola bar

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  • Silver_Discrete

    this is all so wholesome.

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  • Grunewald

    Chocolate porridge with ground linseed and honey... for dessert after pasta and meatballs in a homemade tomato sauce. I still eat like a kid...

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  • raisinbran

    What you ate sounds horribly sweet. Last thing I ate was a small tomato.

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  • mauzi

    leftover chicken strips from dq

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    A bowl of cut up chicken breast mixed with a vegatable blend with a glass of milk.

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  • brutus

    Pasta.

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  • Holzman_67

    A non fiction cheeseburger

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    • CountessDouche

      I prefer fictional cheese burgers & it's good to see your screen name! Hope you've been well, my lovely aussie movie buff

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      • Holzman_67

        Fictional cheeseburgers are definitely the healthier option haha
        And likewise :)

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        • CountessDouche

          Australia does make better hamburgers than the US! pineapple & fried egg & beetroot...so f******in good

          & thanks :D Seeing you here made me smile!

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      im eatin a big ole burger right now

      half pounda beef medium rare with swiss sauteed onion and bacon

      fuck yeah

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      • McBean

        Don't forget y'alls Lipitor pill for dessert.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          that shitll kiya

          i ate half the burger and put the other half in my car

          im at the next bar havin another cocktail

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          • McBean

            Musta been payday at the coal mine.

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  • megadriver

    I haven't eaten yet, but I did have coffee.

    But the last thing I ate yesterday was grilled octopus. It was delicious.

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  • mia500

    pumpkin pie ;)

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  • LloydAsher

    Tie pei beef and broccoli. Good price at the store 1.90$ a piece. Besides that mostly asahi beer.

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  • RoseIsabella

    A bowl of Special K cereal with half unsweetened coconut milk, and half whole cow's milk with grade B maple syrup on top.

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      Syrup on cereal?! We got a game changer here! Sounds good actually. XD

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      • RoseIsabella

        I heard a sportscaster in my head when I read your comment. 😋

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  • Silver_Discrete

    we are all fat. I'm actually on my diet
    but i ate candy rn

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