What to tell mean people

I'd look really shocked and be like "Oh my god are you okay? Do you want me to call you an ambulance? Something is coming out of your mouth, that really needs checking out".

Ask them how much it sucks to be jealous of you and if it keeps them up at night.

Look straight at them in the eyes, look them up & down then politely say to them "That may well be the case but I'm still out of your league" & walk off laughing.

Or try a smile, blow them a kiss & walk off. 99% of the time that has the desired effect as well.

Or the crude but equally effective. You say, "Isn't it about time?" they reply " Time for what?" & the perfect response to that is "Time to take your face for a shit!".

Join them

If they call you something like a potato or something else, just say "Well if I'm a "what they called you" then your a grain of rice because your insignificant." It totally shocks them XD

Just say they have a problem and you hope they get help with it. For good measure you could say you are glad you don't have their problem.

I just take it, and they yell etc. I just apologize and take it. Then I go home and hug my kids, and thank God for all the gentle people near my job. Cashiers, janitors, people who aren’t @ssholes. I do have my limits though.

A guy yelled at one of my babies and I told him off. He said “Fuck You” and kept yelling at my baby (10 yo girl). Next thing you know the cops were pulling me off of him and the ambulance guys were loading him up.

So if your the mean person try to not be a dick to other people’s kids.

Some people like to handle mean people by killing them with kindness, others like to handle them by just killing them.

"Go fuck your self with a vibrator/dildo".(if its a boy) that'd be mean reply.
But if you wanna keep your cool be humble & gentle just say " you ain't no perfect either, do I need to remind you of your flaws". Pretty cliche line huh! But did worked for me.