What to call a female when you don't know her name?

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I really don't know. If it's a guy, I can just say "hey, man" or "what's up, dude". I can't say "hey, woman" since that's offensive to some people, and "dude" is assumed masculine. Do I just always say "girl"?

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[Old Memory]

8 years ago | pl

I always go with Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, youuuuuuu." Lol.

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RoseIsabella

8 years ago | pl

Excuse me ma'am/miss, my name is OP, what's yours?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago | pl
  
  Sounds a little too formal to say in every situation.
  
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handsignals

8 years ago | pl

I call it a cab so I can roll over and get so sleep.

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poon__jabber

8 years ago | pl

call her, baby, t&a, hottie, sugar tits, or make up your own

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- WeirdMe
  
  8 years ago | pl
  
  sugar tits lol
  
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Incomplet

8 years ago | pl

Just "hey".

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LizardSkin

8 years ago | pl

Ho Muffin.

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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

8 years ago | pl

mulva

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KeddersPrincess

8 years ago | pl

"Excuse me, Ma'am."

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NeuroNeptunian

8 years ago | pl

Cock Gobbler. You should call her Cock Gobbler.Unless she is a lesbian. Then call her Lady Calico, Consumer of fine pussy.

So the first question to her should always be if she is or isn't a Carpet Muncher. It's about respect, bitch.

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- CountessDouche
  
  8 years ago | pl
  
  It is beyond me how this comment got thumbed down.
  
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- shuggy-chan
  
  8 years ago | pl
  
  Shut up you nob slobber and get back into the kitchen
  
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GraveRogue

8 years ago | pl

Sheila. Works when you're an Aussie.

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numberjumber

8 years ago | pl

If you're going to refer to women as "females" you should probably not be talking to any of them

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McFrigid

8 years ago | pl

"Miss" is usually a safe bet

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Lariii

8 years ago | pl

Hey girl - If the situation is jokey.
Hey hun - Being affectionate and forgot their name
Or, maybe not mention their name or title

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Caps90

8 years ago | pl

MAM... hello, didn't your mama teach you that?

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zlofton

8 years ago | pl

Bitch

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sillygirl77

8 years ago | pl

Just say what's up

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Drawingmud

8 years ago | pl

Madam

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- Drawingmud
  
  8 years ago | pl
  
  Madam is formal and polite...ok madam?
  
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  - wistfulmaiden
    
    8 years ago | pl
    
    Not unless youre British, in the US people would look at you funny, or think youre being sarcastic.
    
    If I don't know someones name I don't call them anything, I just start talking by saying "excuse me--blah blah". I dislike "Miss" or " Hey You".
    
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