What the beep is with the moon?

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Is it just me, or is the moon really sketching anybody else out?
Like.. weird nuff last month when people were all like "ohhh its just the lunar eclipse merh merh mer meh"
However, I swear it disappeared for a while and now is back bigger than ever.
But its not orange, oh no. Its not red. Its not yellow. Its brown.
And NOWHERE IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION DID IT GET TO BE BROWN.
And whats more! It has a face.
When I was younger the moon was little, cute smiley thing like :D yay and now it is all like :O.
I dont understand.
I dont want scientific shit replies I WANT ANWSERS!
The moon is making me feel different! Anyone else?

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  • aussiewolf
    13 years ago

    you really should stop smoking crack.

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  • Faceless
    13 years ago

    Your crazy. The moon is still as beautiful as it was then.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Have you noticed that the moon 1. Looks like its on it's side and 2. Looks like a egg. Strange things are on the move indeed....

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Lolllllllll merh mer merh meh

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  • -WhySoSerious-
    12 years ago

    I never saw a face on the moon... All I saw was Gex. Remember that video game??

    Since I was a kid, I saw Gex on the moon.

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  • neepa193
    12 years ago

    OMG!!!!!! I TOTALLY GET YOU. I mean EVERY time theres a full moon i spontaneousey start howling at it, my teeth turn into fangs and my nails grow reeeally long. I grow a thick coat of fur really quickly. and the next thing u know im passed out, naked in a field 20 miles away from my house! Yup i agree the moon does make me feel quite different.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    If the moon is brown it's probably from pollution.

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  • chocolatenugget
    13 years ago

    lol

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  • wolfdark
    13 years ago

    Amg!!! Brown moon.. What happened did mars take a big crap on it or what? I could also do scientific shit but... *RAISING DEF CON LEVEL TO SMART ALEC* THE HAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX * 2 years later * XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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  • mut8ed1
    13 years ago

    I saw it too!

    The moon was not only big and brown, but it had hair on it!

    But then the guy pulled his pants up and obscured it.

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  • CountryRoads
    13 years ago

    The science behind this is:
    Crack is a hell of a drug.

    You're welcome.

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    • throat_cutter
      11 years ago

      rick james said COCAINES A HELL OF A DRUG

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  • georgienne
    13 years ago

    Dappled! Haha.

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  • eastcoastcat
    13 years ago

    Maybe you should see a professional.

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  • Thatguy777
    13 years ago

    Whatever it is that you're smoking, I want some of it.

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  • georgienne
    13 years ago

    Without the science, you wouldn't understand. Not much is happening with the moon right now. Maybe when you're up for the sciencey shit, I'll explain it.

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  • MadMar
    13 years ago

    LMAO love this!

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  • Ch3ls3ab0t
    13 years ago

    I'm not sure how to answer this, but it made me laugh.

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  • timebobbu
    13 years ago

    your story is stupid

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    I could answer your question but you've already said you don't want "scientific shit". Curiously, you wrote it on "scientific shit" like a computer on such seriously "scientific shit" as the internet. What "scientific shit" exactly are you trying to veto? Just the stuff you don't understand?

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    • [Old Memory]
      13 years ago

      i want some scientific shit dappled, i need a laugh

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      • dappled
        13 years ago

        No, devilla, I am standing with my nose high in the air and refusing to speak scientific shit in this post. As much as I would love to indulge your good self, it has been forbidden.

        However, I'm quite amusing myself with how much of a tantrum I am throwing about this. I kind of want it to develop further so I can escalate to Def Con Hissy Fit.

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        • [Old Memory]
          13 years ago

          you must do as you see fit kind dappled, your pride is at stake and i can see you have been stung to the core. Of course you must keep your wondrous scientific shit to yourself. stay strong

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          • dappled
            13 years ago

            I thank you for your kind words in these difficult times. With the support of my friends, I believe I shall one day learn again to speak of science and these dark hours can be put behind me for good. This long journey begins with a single step.

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      • [Old Memory]
        13 years ago

        No shit?

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        • [Old Memory]
          13 years ago

          perhaps?

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  • howaminotmyself
    13 years ago

    A brown moon? That sounds like bad air quality to me.

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  • Jessie735513
    13 years ago

    There is a face on the moon...but I like the moon. It looks very wise.

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