What super power would you choose?

You can only choose one super power. Which would you want?

Invisibility at will 11
The ability to fly at will 14
Super human strength 5
The ability to read and manipulate minds 24
The ability to get away with rape at will 6
The ability to transform into a box of chocolates at will 1
The ability to transform into steve buscemi at will 0
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Comments ( 22 )
  • Tommythecat.

    Can I be Steve buscemi the ultimate mind reading rapist?

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  • Grumpycowpyjamas

    These questions make me sad, because I can't do any of these things :( (except the rape one, that was a little weird)

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  • smallboobies:(

    Probably flying, I get super bad road rage and I think flying would cure that lol

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  • krazydude369

    Invisablity. So I could sneak into movies, sporting events, and the girls locker room. Hehehe.

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  • pickmylussy

    is sweg a superpower.

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  • Lode1203

    The ability to manipulate energy....you could do almost everything

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  • TheArBuilder

    God powers (so I can do pretty much anything from invisibility to make peoples mind crazy)

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  • VeganKiller365

    I'd like to be like the guy from infamous: second sun but instead use lightning instead of smoke

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  • Erik963

    None of these.

    I would like to be able to have fast reflexes. See everything in slow motion but have ability to move normaly.

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  • EccentricWeird

    The ability to understand women :'(

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    • LizardSkin

      In regards to you? Size matters.. shortie.

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      • EccentricWeird

        :O you slimy, slithery jerk of a reptile!!!

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  • im6

    Why are strength and mind-reading not at will? Do they sneak up on you when you aren't expecting them? Like you're suddenly able to intuit that a body builder wants fake tan at a time you weren't thinking about ridiculous idiots painting themselves orange.

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  • KeepsakeDoll

    Ability to make money appear under my pillow every time I sleep.

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  • RainbowDischarge

    The fuck......

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  • thegypsysailor

    Well I certainly wouldn't want the ability to fly without willing it.
    The ability to read and manipulate minds; I already have that, can't you feel me fucking about in your mind?
    I had Super human strength, but it was when I was young.
    At this age, Invisibility, is my norm to all pretty girls.
    The ability to transform into a box of chocolates at will, would be handy only if the girl eating the chocolates didn't use her teeth.
    The ability to transform into steve buscemi at will; Who?
    The ability to get away with rape at will; where's the fun in that?

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  • Shroot

    sweg

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    Out of them invisibility if I had my own choice it would be stopping time, I always feel like there aren't enough hours in the day also if I was in a stressful situation I could just pause it then go home and relax, plus the amount of free stuff

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    • kingofcarrotflowers

      I don't think being able to read minds would be good at all :/

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    • Dulse.

      Stopping time! Excellent choice. I'd love that.

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  • Out of these? Read minds and manipulate people. It would make every other power on there obsolete.

    Out of all the superpowers? Immortality, as in I don't age and I cannot be killed.

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  • clevelandashkenaziatheist

    The ability to transform into a box of chocolates at will seems like more of a suicide attempt than a superpower.

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