Here's a sensible answer - how about you pick up the phone and call him about it, or better, wait until you're face-to-face. Texting about a serious issue in your relationship when you know he's prone to not texting back isn't the best idea.
Then, when you do talk to him about it, you let him know how important it is for you to feel that you're a part of his life, and that communication between you isn't seen as a chore. Then you need to hear his side, and both of you can try to adjust your expectations and behaviour accordingly for the benefit of the relationship.
I thought I'd lost it. Literally looked around the whole house for it - under my sleeping grandmother's face, in the mouldy corner above the shower, beside the dead pigeon in the chimney.
What should I text him back?
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Text him - "Cum over here with your big donkey dick. I'm waiting for you to fuck my brains out of my skull all over again. HURRY! I'M SOAKED!"
Then text him again "Shit, sorry, wrong person. Hi honey, how are you?"
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I said serious answers. Just f*ck off. Bye.
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How overly sensitive of you.
Here's a sensible answer - how about you pick up the phone and call him about it, or better, wait until you're face-to-face. Texting about a serious issue in your relationship when you know he's prone to not texting back isn't the best idea.
Then, when you do talk to him about it, you let him know how important it is for you to feel that you're a part of his life, and that communication between you isn't seen as a chore. Then you need to hear his side, and both of you can try to adjust your expectations and behaviour accordingly for the benefit of the relationship.
There, a serious answer. Now you f*ck off. Bye.
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I love this comment. Five million thumbs up...or one.
This is why people want your internet babby.
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Ha thank you - The people are welcome to form my internet babby :) Providing they don't expect child support.
It catches me off guard sometimes when the least likely people have something smart to say...
She shd be grateful she's getting any replies at all with her total lack of punctuation and paragraphing: I couldn't read it so I haven't responded
That's better. Thank you. Where was this fulfilling advice and not that non-sense before? Please not on this post.
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I thought I'd lost it. Literally looked around the whole house for it - under my sleeping grandmother's face, in the mouldy corner above the shower, beside the dead pigeon in the chimney.
Turns out it was in my pocket all along!
The fact that you're trying so hard to be "funny" is in itself a joke.
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People had already posted helpful comments so I just wrote something silly :|
I hoped I had redeemed myself by offering some sensible advice as well.
I'm sorry if my puerile behaviour put your chakras out of whack.