What sexual orientation do you identify with?

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago | pl

    Fuck your couch, can't you see I'm feeling here!?

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    • iEatZombies_
      9 years ago | pl

      Ok, ok! Please with the kicking and the screaming- ugh....
      We'll start over. Soon as you put some pants back on.

      Why do you take your pants off every time you throw a tantrum, Duz?
      -_-

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago | pl

        I'll stop kicking and screaming when I darn well please!

        And I get horny when I'm angry. Sue me.

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        • iEatZombies_
          9 years ago | pl

          Gah! Well, we all gotta let it out in our own way.
          *Shield's eyes, hands you napkins and lube*
          You can keep the ice cream. I'll just be leaving now.

          Don't ask me why I know where these things are in your house.

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          • [Old Memory]
            9 years ago | pl

            You been creeping in my house? I swear that wasn't me dancing infront of a mirror saying "Would you fuck me, I'd fuck me"...

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            • iEatZombies_
              9 years ago | pl

              And swear I wasn't creepin in your closet, eating a cupcake. It wasn't me you heard gagging on the cupcake either. Seriously though, I'm choking, Duz! Glass of water!

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              • [Old Memory]
                9 years ago | pl

                I knew it! I knew someone stole my cupcake! Now I might just let you choke for stealing it! Tut to you!

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