What's your record number of poops in one day?

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What is your record number of SOLID poops taken in one day?

Bonus: describe the poops

Extra bonus: what the heck did you eat?

Super bonus happy fun time: your favorite slang for poop?

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago | pl

    9001
    They looked like space cars driving around a track over the ocean.
    I ate an interplanetary racing superstar. I think his name was Falcon something or other.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago | pl

      9001 poops in one day (ppd) is 375 poops per hour (pph) or slightly over 6 poops per second (pps). You're either a god or a liar. I'm fast but I can only get 6 ppd @ .10 pps on my best day.

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  • postmanlover
    8 years ago | pl

    Do you like poop a lot?

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago | pl

    Birds typically shit every 15 minutes sooo....96.

    I can do math too.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago | pl

      It's not solid though. Exit <---- stage right, diarrhea factory!

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    • shuggy-chan
      8 years ago | pl

      Even in your sleep!?

      Damnnit you crapped the bed birdy!!

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  • RoyRogers
    8 years ago | pl

    The hell kind of question is this?

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    8 years ago | pl

    Seven. If I have a sudden change in my diet or if I'm really sad for a long period of time, my digestive system seems to "crash" and I wind up with bad constipation or diarrhea for a while.

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  • handsignals
    8 years ago | pl

    Do a search for the great poop experiment.

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  • januarycurse
    8 years ago | pl

    don't know about solid ones, but the day before my colonoscopy my doctor made me drink Gatorade mixed with a laxative, and I wasn't allowed to eat or drink anything else, and the effects were horrible! I had to go every half an hour, and it was always watery.

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  • Fifi_la_Fume
    8 years ago | pl

    WTF?

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