What's your favorite flavor of condom?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    3 years ago | pl

    there was a black condom in the 90s sold as the stealth condom (theyll never see you coming!) but the military sued and shut em down

    of all the atrocities the usa guvmint commits none will stack up as high as the cunty whinin about that bita great satire

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    • McBean
      3 years ago | pl

      I agree. When it comes to sex, the military are whiney wusses that can't find theys own balls. I want a pack of camouflage condoms with the rank of Captain printed on the side. Bcuz y'alls get a bit tired of them superman condoms y'alls use everyday.

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      • megadriver
        3 years ago | pl

        Hahahaha! I want a condom that says "US NAVY" on one side and "Welcome aboard" on the other XD

        The number of nautical jokes I will make that night will be insane!

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        • McBean
          3 years ago | pl

          Yanno how candy hearts on Valentine's Day have cute things printed on them, like "Be mine", or "Hugs and kisses"? Well, cute hearts with cute stuff should be printed on condoms for Valentines Day. Good material for a chuckle fuck.

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