I agree. When it comes to sex, the military are whiney wusses that can't find theys own balls. I want a pack of camouflage condoms with the rank of Captain printed on the side. Bcuz y'alls get a bit tired of them superman condoms y'alls use everyday.
Yanno how candy hearts on Valentine's Day have cute things printed on them, like "Be mine", or "Hugs and kisses"? Well, cute hearts with cute stuff should be printed on condoms for Valentines Day. Good material for a chuckle fuck.
Hint: the flavor changes after you stick it in. For example, if you stick it into a bowl of chocolate pudding, it will have a chocolate flavor. Do you see the implications here?
Yes but if I do vaginal or anal with a condom, I always take said condom off before getting a blow job. Blow jobs with condoms are the fucking stupidest damn thing ever.