What's your favorite flavor of condom?

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  • Condom is shit. Fuck condoms.

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  • Sterile and I only do it with tested people.

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  • Hate condoms, always do it bareback Julie

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  • there was a black condom in the 90s sold as the stealth condom (theyll never see you coming!) but the military sued and shut em down

    of all the atrocities the usa guvmint commits none will stack up as high as the cunty whinin about that bita great satire

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    • I agree. When it comes to sex, the military are whiney wusses that can't find theys own balls. I want a pack of camouflage condoms with the rank of Captain printed on the side. Bcuz y'alls get a bit tired of them superman condoms y'alls use everyday.

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      • Hahahaha! I want a condom that says "US NAVY" on one side and "Welcome aboard" on the other XD

        The number of nautical jokes I will make that night will be insane!

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        • Yanno how candy hearts on Valentine's Day have cute things printed on them, like "Be mine", or "Hugs and kisses"? Well, cute hearts with cute stuff should be printed on condoms for Valentines Day. Good material for a chuckle fuck.

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  • Shit flavored? Reallly

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  • Sadly I know they got banana flavor thanks to my dumbass mother 🤣

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  • To use or to taste? I have never tasted condoms but when I use one it's just regular latex no flavor.

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    • Hint: the flavor changes after you stick it in. For example, if you stick it into a bowl of chocolate pudding, it will have a chocolate flavor. Do you see the implications here?

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      • Yes but if I do vaginal or anal with a condom, I always take said condom off before getting a blow job. Blow jobs with condoms are the fucking stupidest damn thing ever.

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        • Hahahahaha! Agreed, I dated a girl once that said she didn't give blowjobs, unless the guy had a condom on.

          Needless to say, I didn't want to date her anymore and cut all ties. XD

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          • That would be awful. I don't think any guy would even enjoy that. What kind of guy asks to eat a girl out but says "Keep on your pants though"

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          • Yeah like what the hell? That girl sounds like not gf material to me.

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