What's your fave funny phrase or word for 'having sex'?

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Wallpaper the closet. 0
Make the beast with 2 backs. 4
Do the nasty. 2
Hide the salami. 2
Tap that ass. 4
Bump uglies. 2
The horizontal mambo. 0
Shaboink. 0
Knock boots. 0
Other (comment!!) 5
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  • NotFloydzie
    11 years ago

    Having sex.

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  • NoraBaker
    11 years ago

    "Do it".

    Nothing beats -"So, do you wanna 'do it'?" -"Do 'it' what?" -"You know. 'It'."

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    I don't like most English ones: shag, boink, bend someone over, have it away, nookie, how's your father, cop off, get your end away, pull, pork, give a portion, up to your nuts in guts, dipping your wick. They sound like something out of a tacky 1960's film with some window cleaner who keeps going "Cor! Look at the bangers on that" while looking through people's bedroom windows.

    I tend not to use common ones but make up my own as I go. One of the only ones I do like is courtesy of Fox Mulder in the X-Files episode with the sexy Amish. He asks Scully if she'd done the "wild thing" with one of them. Maybe it's just him. I love Mulder and Scully.

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  • Gasmasker
    11 years ago

    Makin' Whoopee, of course!

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  • AssBurgers
    11 years ago

    Smashing pissers.

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  • shade_ilmaendu
    11 years ago

    Horizontal monster mash. o.o

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  • nightmare28
    11 years ago

    Would you like a portion?

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    Make babies. It's never very effective for 1 night stands though.

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  • jondoerandom
    11 years ago

    Do the nasty always cracks me up, dunno why.. just funny :)

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  • TerryVie
    11 years ago

    Other, in that i am from a non-english speaking country and mostly know "slang" in this language.

    In english, the funnier proposal i had was "How about we go up into my flat and wake up the neighbours?", so i'll just go with that :) "Waking the neighbours"

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    Porkin' has a ring.

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