What's your best yo momma joke?

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  • Takuto
    5 years ago | pl

    Yo mamma so fat she has her own gravitational orbit

    Yo mamma's so fat there's smaller fat people orbiting around her.

    Yo mamma's so poor ducks throw bed at her.

    Yo mamma's so old she farts dust.

    Yo mamma's so stupid she sold her car for petrol money.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago | pl

      This is great thanks everyone! I've got quite a few laughs in!

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