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Yo momma so fat, her blood type is Ragù.
Yo momma so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi pad.
Yo momma so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper.
Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Lol I've never heard those ones before. The mattress one is hilarious but wronchy!
Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Yo mama so fat, she looks at the restaurant menu and tells the waiter "OK".
Yo mama so fat, she told Santa to put some meat on his bones.
Yo mama so fat, the plane couldn't take off until they kicked her off.
Yo mama so fat, that her shirt can be used as a fumigation tent for the White House.
Yo mama so fat, that she can only sleep in the basement cause it's the only floor she where she can't fall through the floor.
What's your best yo momma joke?
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Yo momma so fat, her blood type is Ragù.
Yo momma so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi pad.
Yo momma so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper.
Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
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Lol I've never heard those ones before. The mattress one is hilarious but wronchy!
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Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Yo mama so fat, she looks at the restaurant menu and tells the waiter "OK".
Yo mama so fat, she told Santa to put some meat on his bones.
Yo mama so fat, the plane couldn't take off until they kicked her off.
Yo mama so fat, that her shirt can be used as a fumigation tent for the White House.
Yo mama so fat, that she can only sleep in the basement cause it's the only floor she where she can't fall through the floor.