What's your best yo momma joke?
I heard one the other day and it inspired me to ask. The joke was...
"Yo momma is so fat Dora cant even explore her"
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I heard one the other day and it inspired me to ask. The joke was...
"Yo momma is so fat Dora cant even explore her"
Yo momma so fat, her blood type is Ragù.
Yo momma so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi pad.
Yo momma so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper.
Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Lol I've never heard those ones before. The mattress one is hilarious but wronchy!
Yo mama so fat, she looks at the restaurant menu and tells the waiter "OK".
Yo mama so fat, she told Santa to put some meat on his bones.
Yo mama so fat, the plane couldn't take off until they kicked her off.
Yo mama so fat, that her shirt can be used as a fumigation tent for the White House.
Yo mama so fat, that she can only sleep in the basement cause it's the only floor she where she can't fall through the floor.
Yo momma is yo momma.
If I was yo momma, I'd be more ashamed of the fact that I birthed and raised you more than any weight or ugliness!
Yo momma is so fat and stupid she thought the number on the weight scale was her phone number!
Yo momma was so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
Yo momma is so ugly, she scared the yeti away.
Yo mamma so fat she has her own gravitational orbit
Yo mamma's so fat there's smaller fat people orbiting around her.
Yo mamma's so poor ducks throw bed at her.
Yo mamma's so old she farts dust.
Yo mamma's so stupid she sold her car for petrol money.
Yo mamma was the last train to Clarksville. And I was the last one to board.