What's your best yo momma joke?

I heard one the other day and it inspired me to ask. The joke was...
"Yo momma is so fat Dora cant even explore her"

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Based on 7 votes (4 yes)
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  • wigz

    Yo momma so fat, her blood type is Ragù.

    Yo momma so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi pad.

    Yo momma so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper.

    Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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    • Lol I've never heard those ones before. The mattress one is hilarious but wronchy!

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      • wigz

        Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.

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      • Algum

        Yo mama so fat, she looks at the restaurant menu and tells the waiter "OK".

        Yo mama so fat, she told Santa to put some meat on his bones.

        Yo mama so fat, the plane couldn't take off until they kicked her off.

        Yo mama so fat, that her shirt can be used as a fumigation tent for the White House.

        Yo mama so fat, that she can only sleep in the basement cause it's the only floor she where she can't fall through the floor.

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  • _Mehhhh_

    Ya Momma so tall she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the nose.

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  • CreamPuffs

    Yo momma is yo momma.

    If I was yo momma, I'd be more ashamed of the fact that I birthed and raised you more than any weight or ugliness!

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  • MrsEdGein

    Yo mamma so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

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  • Pumpurrnickel

    Yo momma is so fat and stupid she thought the number on the weight scale was her phone number!

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  • lordofopinions

    Yo moma is so fat she has her own postal code.

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  • Yo momma was so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.

    Yo momma is so ugly, she scared the yeti away.

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  • Takuto

    Yo mamma so fat she has her own gravitational orbit

    Yo mamma's so fat there's smaller fat people orbiting around her.

    Yo mamma's so poor ducks throw bed at her.

    Yo mamma's so old she farts dust.

    Yo mamma's so stupid she sold her car for petrol money.

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    • This is great thanks everyone! I've got quite a few laughs in!

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  • Hateful1

    Yo mamma so fat she has to put on her belt with a boomerang.

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  • Ratmandachickmagnet

    Yo mamma was the last train to Clarksville. And I was the last one to board.

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