What's the worst thing you've done when drunk?

Run through fields of wheat

pass out on the side of the road and wake up in a random truck.

In descending order
1. lit my car on fire for not running. (what keys?)
2. lowered a friend down an abandoned well in the middle of the woods on a piece of twine, at night, to see what was down there.
3. attempted grave robbing.
Also a group of us almost beat a man to death because he tried to rape my brother when he was passed out. But I don't really count that.

And those are the ones I sort of remember.

I'm not sure if this would be considered my "worst", but what cums to mind - besides taking a drunk chick home, I would think when my buddy and I were drinkin and left the bar and he was driving, so I end uP giving him a blowjob while he drove.

Fell asleep in a total stranger's tent at a festival, thinking it was my friend's.. Was woken with a torch in the face and an aggressive "Who the fuck are you?". Took some convincing I was a pissed idiot not thief / perv etc!

Tried to have sex, could not do it!

Tried to somersault over a car hood.
It does not work like the movies,
Especially after eight beers and I forgot how many mixed drinks.
Had a big bruises on my elbow and forearm. Lmao

Not the worst but bad enough. Attempting to eat an entire tube of toothpaste.

I learnt not to eat toothpaste.

Agreed to marry my first wife.

Her on phone: "Why don't we get married, honey?"
Me, in a horny, inebriated slur: "Sure! Why not?"

When sober, I proceeded to convince myself it was a good idea, contrary to all the evidence that it definitely was not.

A disaster from start to finish - although it never really has "finished", since the repercussions still affect my life forty years after that night.

I don't think I've done anything really bad when drunk. I did convince a gay guy to burn himself before revealing to his friend he was gay.

To be fair, he did try to force himself on me twice ans wouldn't let me leave until I slept with him, pulling me down on the couch, etc. I got away though, no worries. He didn't get none of 'dis sweet ass.

I have licked asshole of my maid and did anal with her.

I once transported an entire harvest of Blueberry designer marijuana from Long Beach, California to Las Vegas, Nevada, but I wasn't drunk when I did that. I'm not remorseful, I'm glad I had the experience, but I'm most grateful to God that we weren't caught.

Let a stranger fuck me while i sucked his brothers cock and let them take pics and they sent them lots of people major turn on for me tho

Drank an entire bottle of captain Morgan's tattoo.
Rode home from friends house on a bike, fell about six times on the way had bruises all over both forearms.

Passed out in the weeds in front of my house lol, don't have any idea how I got there.
My last memory was at the bar, and shots of candy corn vodka.

Got arrested for going 138mph, they were not happy campers. I got pulled right out thru the window and slammed on the ground lol.

Torched my boyfriend's car. Hahaha he was so sad, can't believe he still loves me.

Embarrassed myself insulting the barmaid where I got drunk from.
I actually barely remember that I called her a slut for no apparent reason but I remember waking up from a brown out where other guys told me I did that and escorted me to the door.

got shit faced , walked into a voting booth voted for Clinton . And i dont mean Bill . i thought it was for Bill at the time.