Make sound boards of people I know from my voice mails and prank call people they know as them.
Have converstations with my stuff.
I helped save the world from the large hadron collider by creating a new reality.
I astrally project to other times and diminsions through dreams and know how to time travel.
I regularly dress weird for no reason. I have different characters such as a time traveling cyborg cat, a demonic fairy clown, and a steampunk police officer/politician
I catch bugs in the yard at night sometimes and the neighbors probablly wonder what I'm doing.
I've been banned from the following places... Denny's, Safeway, Tacoma Boys, Tacoma Mall, State Fair, AMPM, Bus #3 and The island by my house. Usually the reason for the ban is bad behavior.
I put blueberries on my pizza.
I once stole a newspaper machine and spent all night breaking it open only to find $3.50 in quarters.
Most people think I'm a meth addict even though I am not. I'm actually heavly medicated on tranqulizers and they still think this sometimes.
I sing in a death metal band that plays songs about things like butterflies and kitty cats.
Jacked off on the plane with a sheet over me before just to see if I could get away with it
Went do jail for copying $5 bills and trying to buy gas.
Put a dead mouse in a deli sandwich at walmart.
I can play several unusual insturments such as accordian, banjo, harpsichord and steal drums. I own all those and more too.
I can't pay attention to tv very well. I will often not remember hardly any details of a movie after just watching it. My memory seems fine if I am actively doing something though.
I often forget I'm cooking and go to sleep. I have near caught the house on fire often.
I have a map on my wall with marks on it and tell people those are where the bodies are hidden, although its a joke.
I'm a terrible neighbor to have unless you like to party all the time.
I have had several paranormal experiences that most people aren't aware of.
I put friends phone numbers on fake flyers such as a lost alligator or a gay construction company. Its funny when they complain about the calls. Sometimes the police bother them.
As a kid I was constantly in trouble at school. Things I did included throwing the garbage can down the stairs regularly, tossing things out the upstairs class windows, destroyed school properity and was constantly disruptive. Punishment only made me worse. I didn't get to graduate until I was 22.
I was older than I should have been when I stopped habits like wetting the bed and chewing on my shirt.
Troll people including my friends as everyones favoite suspicious arab man.
I probablly wouldn't have noticed most these aren't normal if this website as well as my doctor didn't tell me.
I could write several pages of these things if I really wanted to.
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Things I do...
Make sound boards of people I know from my voice mails and prank call people they know as them.
Have converstations with my stuff.
I helped save the world from the large hadron collider by creating a new reality.
I astrally project to other times and diminsions through dreams and know how to time travel.
I regularly dress weird for no reason. I have different characters such as a time traveling cyborg cat, a demonic fairy clown, and a steampunk police officer/politician
I catch bugs in the yard at night sometimes and the neighbors probablly wonder what I'm doing.
I've been banned from the following places... Denny's, Safeway, Tacoma Boys, Tacoma Mall, State Fair, AMPM, Bus #3 and The island by my house. Usually the reason for the ban is bad behavior.
I put blueberries on my pizza.
I once stole a newspaper machine and spent all night breaking it open only to find $3.50 in quarters.
Most people think I'm a meth addict even though I am not. I'm actually heavly medicated on tranqulizers and they still think this sometimes.
I sing in a death metal band that plays songs about things like butterflies and kitty cats.
Jacked off on the plane with a sheet over me before just to see if I could get away with it
Went do jail for copying $5 bills and trying to buy gas.
Put a dead mouse in a deli sandwich at walmart.
I can play several unusual insturments such as accordian, banjo, harpsichord and steal drums. I own all those and more too.
I can't pay attention to tv very well. I will often not remember hardly any details of a movie after just watching it. My memory seems fine if I am actively doing something though.
I often forget I'm cooking and go to sleep. I have near caught the house on fire often.
I have a map on my wall with marks on it and tell people those are where the bodies are hidden, although its a joke.
I'm a terrible neighbor to have unless you like to party all the time.
I have had several paranormal experiences that most people aren't aware of.
I put friends phone numbers on fake flyers such as a lost alligator or a gay construction company. Its funny when they complain about the calls. Sometimes the police bother them.
As a kid I was constantly in trouble at school. Things I did included throwing the garbage can down the stairs regularly, tossing things out the upstairs class windows, destroyed school properity and was constantly disruptive. Punishment only made me worse. I didn't get to graduate until I was 22.
I was older than I should have been when I stopped habits like wetting the bed and chewing on my shirt.
Troll people including my friends as everyones favoite suspicious arab man.
I probablly wouldn't have noticed most these aren't normal if this website as well as my doctor didn't tell me.
I could write several pages of these things if I really wanted to.
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I like you.
Great post, thanks! It would never be boring knowing you!