What's the weirdest thing someone has done in your home?

My brother took a shit in the middle of the living room when he was 8
Me and dad made fun of him for months after that.

The girl down the street would come over every daily to play. Yet, on Saturday mornings, she would #2 in our bathroom during cartoons and walk into the living room naked, wanting my mom to wipe her. ONLY on Saturday mornings!

Honestly, I do not want to know.

I had an acquaintance over, we were playing a video game in the living room. I got up to go to the washroom, when i got out of the washroom she wasnt in the living room anymore. I hear her say, "I'm in your room." I thought this was weird and i go to my room, and she was going thru my pictures in an envelope.
She keeps calling me to this day and i never answer.

I smeared my own shit on the walls of the bathroom at some high school 13 years ago.

friend of mine came over with his girlfriend, after sitting on the couch for a while she opened his zipper and jacked him off in front of everyone. no one said anything think we were like in shock

Just off the top of my head I remember this stupid guy in my apartment ashing his cigarette in an empty beer bottle, and I just thought it was really trashy.

I'm sure there's much, much worse when it comes to weird things people have done in my house.

I also remember when I lived in the dorms in college that I got up to go to the bathroom, and when I came back my boyfriend was wearing a matching set of my bra, and underwear.

I'm sure if I relax my mind, and cease to concentrate so hard that other unpleasantries will arise, and come forth in my memory.

When I was 11 I invited a friend over who locked me in the coat cupboard. Another school friend came over with a red football top for a dog intending to put it on my large cat, which I vetoed.

My some of my sisters’ friends are head-cases though, they had a house party last year and one of their crushes got sucked off by a female friend next to our beehives. The next day I woke up to him apologetically mopping the floors as she ate squished smarties out of the carpet.

If I’m gonna make garlic bread, I shout about it and call it “G-BBREEEAAAD”.

When I invited my 16 year old cousin and whacks me from behind out of nowhere.

The weirdest thing would be my cousin breaking in. I live in the second floor of an apartment. When I was young, my cousin climbed into the apartment, took my dad’s car keys and took the car. If I remember right, it was either a prank or he needed the car and got my father’s permission to drive it, but since no one was home he took it upon himself to break in.