What's the weirdest color your poop has ever been?

Plaid.

As long as it's not bloody or black, you're good.

Freddy Kruegers face.

Diamond

you are gay get out of here man

I once had 'rapid evacuation' everything I ate came out of me 30mins latter and it looked the same, I even shat soda and it still had bubbles.

A sort of beige.

I swear to God, I had a chess board this evening. I just kept looking at it and wondering how it could have happened. Black and white and black and white. Then I saw what looked like a little pawn smooshed into it. A bit distorted by the distress of transit. The little guy was still chipper enough to try to mate with the King's Bishop, though. He was all over it. The maddest thing of all is that this is 50% true. I like how my effluent seeks to control me.

This should be a feature of modern life.

Invisible rainbow.

You know all these colours would indicate different health problems. Constant constipation is a sign of IBS.

If you are taking iron tablets having black poo is a normal side effect

polka dots (dead flies)

Red. How could you forget red?

(It was just from beets, but it's still kind of alarming when you see it.)

Green or Yellow.