What's the trashiest habit you have?

what is your trashy habit? Confess!

not paying debts or bills 0
eating boogers 6
scratching your ass and smelling it 2
not paying child support 0
not bathing 2
skidmarks in all your underwear 2
not treating your STD 0
not brushing your teeth 6
smoking cigarettes 1
public masturbation 4
stealing 0
other 3
biting your nails to nubs 4
getting really drunk 2
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Comments ( 29 )
  • LloydAsher

    I forget to brush my teeth all the time. Ironically this post reminded me to do so.

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    • ElysianGod

      Haha same XD

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    Sometimes if no one is in the public restroom ill take a piss and leave without washing my hands. I just feel like my dick is actually cleaner than my hands. I know it doesnt make it right but idc

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    • Goldendoodlegirl

      Actually your dick probably has less germs than the handle on the faucet. If you don't touch the door handle you're winning.

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    • Boojum

      If you have the typical body-hygiene routine for those living in a home with typical bathroom facilities, it's almost certain that your dick has many fewer harmful microbes on it than your hands do. If you come out of a public restroom with hands that are more contaminated than they were when you went in, it's highly likely that's because of the non-dick surfaces you touched while in the restroom.

      Assuming, of course, that you don't whip your dick out at random occasions during the day, rub it across random surfaces and then stuff it back in your pants to fester.

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      • LloydAsher

        Also it can be argued the gental area is the most washed part on the male body. When I take a shower that part is washed 2 or 3 seperate times during a shower.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    multiple pickup truck ownership

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    • LloydAsher

      Or owning a pickup truck without having a reason to use a pickup truck.

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  • Somenormie

    Biting my nails, I've done it since childhood. My second one is drooling everywhere in bed, my third one might sound stupid but leaving shit stains in my underwear.

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    • Boojum

      Moist, flushable toilet paper is the solution to the third issue.

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      • LloydAsher

        Or just washing your undergarments every use. Skid Mark's for me requires multiple days of wearing it.

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  • CDmale4fem

    Up at the top of these responses they were talking about germs on their dicks, years ago, i used to take care of whatever was on my dick. I used to be able to go balls deep in my own mouth with my own dick. That was hella fun and usually felt awesome.

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    • Willybob2

      Oh my. That would be great to watch or help with.

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  • DADNSCAL

    I don’t do it anymore, but when I lived at the beach years ago, I’d masturbate in the restrooms with other perverts. Sometimes the whole floor would be covered with cum. It was disgusting.

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  • Tinybird

    Biting my nails down to the quick, not brushing my hair or washing it like, ever. And yes I occasionally eat my boogers

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    I spit a lot because I don't like swallowing my saliva/mucus & I generate a lot of it for some reason.

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  • Eating toilet paper. I used to a couple of years ago but I stopped lol

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  • horny_simpletons

    My language is fucking terrible when I'm angry, plus when I'm too angry I say things I don't mean. I'm not proud of it. Second would be drinking. I'm doing the best I can to pay off my debt but my debit card got fraudulent charges...fuck that shit.

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  • Diaperdean

    I like peeing in diapers and I used to enjoy jacking off in public rest rooms

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  • freakyman69

    I voted eating boogers. i dont do it anymore but i did when i was a kid. i dont do any of the other stuff. i spit a lot some people have told me that's trashy. i dont spit where people are going to walk but ill spit on the grass or a corner of a parking lot or something.

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  • Boojum

    I'm one of those weird people who hardly ever showers, and it has been many years since I've had a bath (I'm 6'4', and most baths are way too short for me to be comfortable in them).

    If I get super sweaty or actually dirty, I will have a shower, but my lifestyle over recent years means that has hardly ever happened.

    I wash my face and hands frequently, clean my smelly bits (pits, genitals, butt and feet) daily, and I also change my underwear and socks every day, but all the rest is left alone. Contrary to what many people (and definitely the vast majority of Americans) would think, I don't stink. I also don't have the patches of dry skin that I used to occasionally get when I showered daily.

    My hair (what's left of it) is kept very short, I hardly ever wash it either and it's not greasy or horrible looking.

    Far too many people have been brainwashed by advertising and conditioned by social pressure to believe that they must have at least one shower every day, and their body will turn into a reeking, greasy mess if they don't put a lot of time, money and effort into personal hygiene. That's simply not true.

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    • Diaperdean

      You think you don't stink because you can't smell yourself. I guarantee you fuckin stink!! My bad habit is peeing in diapers and I guarantee you smell worse than I do. I shower at least once a day. Usually twice.

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  • Tommythecaty

    Putting my cigarettes out on the floor in inappropriate places.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      i got yelled at for that too and said well fine if you dont want me around your gunpowder factory then ill just fuckin go somewhere else

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      • Tommythecaty

        Funnily enough I once got yelled at by an ambulance worker for smoking when there was leaking gasoline everywhere.

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      • wigz

        "I gotta go gas up my trucks and pick up my order of fireworks anyway."

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    • Boojum

      I've heard that most churches do frown on that. Using the baptismal font seems to be a particular issue, although any sensible person can see it's obviously ideal to be used as an ashtray.

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      • Tommythecaty

        The day I’m allowed back into one I’ll check it out Booj.

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        • dude_Jones

          I'm starting to see customer image problems back at the hospital. Maybe you could switch to Pathology to get back into the game.

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