What's the most fucked-up thing you've ever done?

I am interested to hear your most fucked-up stories.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Some guy tried to rape my friend when she was unconscious (people intervened don’t worry) so I went on his Tumblr, pretended to be a fan of his blog and anonymously asked him loads of questions about his kinks in which he confessed that he was bisexual and wanted to role play as an old man during sex. I made a collage of his responses and circulated it round. I also stole the phone of a girl he fancied and texted out a humiliating dominatrix scene with him, revealing I was a catfish only after he had “come for his mistress”. Again screenshots were circulated.

    I consider it revenge for trying to mess with my friend. He never did find out it was me.

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    • thepuppet

      That's pretty epic, well played

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    • RoseIsabella

      Well, honey, I ain't mad at ya, but you shouldn't have stolen that gal's cellphone, because stealing is wrong. However, I don't care about whatever you did to hurt that rapist, because it probably wasn't the first time that guy tried that shit, and he has probably succeeded in the past before.

      Honestly, I would be happy if every rapist on the planet got testicular, prostate and penile cancer. Rapists are subhuman dregs, and the world would truly be a better place if I could snap my fingers, and cause them all to drop dead!

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      • SkullsNRoses

        I gave it back once I was done, she despised him and thought the whole thing was hilarious.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    banged your mom

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  • litelander8

    Got drunk and ruined a best friends wedding.

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    • SkullsNRoses

      How did you ruin it?

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      • litelander8

        Wish I could remember. There were rumors of me pissing in the hallway of the hotel. Which is petrifying to even think may have happened. I definitely tried to fight some people bc they crammed like 7 random people in our hotel room and in my drunken stupor I was talking a bunch of shit.

        I was going through a really bad time. Not that that’s an excuse. But I really shouldn’t have even been there.

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        • RoseIsabella

          That's heavy, quite heavy indeed. Were you going through some drama at that time perchance? I was had to be the maid of honor at my best friend's wedding, and it was about two months after I broke up with my first love. I kinda thought it was funny that there wasn't any alcohol served at the reception, but if there had been I just might have gotten pretty drunk.

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        • SkullsNRoses

          That sounds rough, at least you waited until after the ceremony though.

          Apparently I once kicked my friend in the face when drunk. I have absolutely no recollection of it happening. Stuff like that is why I call it at 2 drinks these days, I did apologise though.

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  • Meatballsandwich

    Saw that someone at the library had forgotten to log out of their facebook, so I wrote " Heil Hitler " under his name on his page. This was back when I was 15. I always wondered what happened to him after that. Hopefully, that taught him to never forget to log-out in public places again.

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  • megadriver

    Cheated on my first big love/ proper girlfriend twice. With girls from our class... She never caught me, but I felt like an absolute scumbag after the whole thing settled in after prom.

    We split, went on our separate ways... I never told her the truth, said a long distance relationship doesn't work for me. That's what happens when you go from being the quiet nerdy fat kid to being the jock type with a 6-pack, sudden money, a car and an ego you couldn't reach with a Saturn V rocket!

    I swore to never cheat again. Never have, never will.

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  • GaelicPotato

    Beat my meat so god damn hard my left leg went totally numb.

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    • mouldiwarp

      You serious?

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  • mouldiwarp

    Masturbated to videos of women swallowing entire mice alive.

    I believe these videos should stop being produced. But since there are some that already exist, I still use them.

    I wouldn’t be turned on if I witnessed it IRL. It’s animal cruelty and maybe even bestiality, it goes against my morals. I worry I’m a bad person, but I can’t stop being aroused by it.

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    • RoseIsabella

      That's so disgusting, and honestly it's evil as far as I'm concerned! I love mice, and rats! Sure, wild rodents are pests on the farm, and can destroy crops, but domestic rodents can make wonder pets. I know that people buy feeder mice, and rats to feed pet snakes, and owls, but there is literally zero reason for a human being today to swallow a little mouse whole. It's just a really disgusting thing to do, and I hope the nasty bitches that do that shit catch some awful diseases!

      I think you should be smarter than this, and stop masturbating to degenerate acts of violence, and pornography in general. This kinda bullshit is bad for your mind, bad for your soul. Be smart, and stop with this foolishness.

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      • mouldiwarp

        I do regret it, I feel like a degenerate. I like animals and I agree, these women deserve what comes to them. I would be mad and disgusted if I saw it IRL. I wouldn't encourage it and I would probably interject. I don't want to be this way, I don't know how to change what I'm into. I hope content like it is discontinued.

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        • RoseIsabella

          Well, first off you can start to make things better by ceasing to watch that sort of thing, and maybe you ought to take break from pornography, and masturbation as a whole for about 90 days to give yourself a dopamine detox.

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          • Krakenatorium

            I agree mouldiwrap’s taste in pornography is vile and disgusting (sorry buddy but honestly this is revolting, I hope you manage to switch to something healthier for your mental health and the health of these poor animals), but RoseIsabella your anti-masturbation and anti-pornography rhetoric doesn’t help anyone. Masturbating is perfectly natural and healthy, and quitting won’t give you any dopamine boost- jacking off will give you that! As for pornography, anything consensual can be enjoyed with moderation as long as it doesn’t impact your mental health, daily life and well-being.
            Masturbating is good for you, and it’s completely valid and natural to need visual stimulation for it, as long as no one is hurt in the process.

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  • Krakenatorium

    I was in a toxic codependent relationship and lied about having deep psychological issues for a year so he’d stay with me. Well, I ended up trying to kill myself so I guess it was only half a lie.

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  • Markbiff7

    One time i got arrested for going into the mens room at a mcdonalds and i got completely nude. I sat on the floor, put my legs behind my head, layed on my back and shit diarrhea up into the air and gargling it after it splashed into my mouth. I was a fountain. Wasnt a fun thing to get arrested for, tho

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  • Tommythecaty

    Nothing, ever.

    I’m a saint, god told me so.

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  • Hubbard

    Writing real disturbing stories covering topics like pedophilia and necrophilia, sometimes even combining them

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    • Krakenatorium

      If no one’s hurt in the process you can write anything you want >:) that’s by far the least fucked up thing in this comment section imo

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      • Hubbard

        Ty

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  • Divantes_wrld

    When I was 13, i attempted to kill my younger sister during a fight. I chased her into a bathroom and she hid herself away until my mom got home. She was so young then an innocent, but as for me I was young and dumb.

    She's fine but why I say what I did back then was pretty fucked up is because I attempted to kill her.

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    • Divantes_wrld

      And yes I did get a punishment from my mom. And i felt bad about it too.

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  • RoseIsabella

    The most fucked up thing I've ever done is a secret, and I consciously choose to let it remain so.

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    • Pilum

      I'm curious about yours most of all

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      • RoseIsabella

        I smuggled a harvest of chronic across state lines back in 2003, and my mother would think that was messed up, but I don't think it was a terrible thing.

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        • SkullsNRoses

          I knew this story would come up on this thread sooner or later.

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          • RoseIsabella

            Yeah, I was in my early thirties, and basically just did it so I could say I did it when I get old. I remember this one dude I used to know who tried to talk me out of it, because it would have been serious trouble if we got caught. Thankfully my dope man, and I made it from Long Beach to Las Vegas safely with a harvest of Blueberry.

            I truthfully don't think what I did is fucked up at all, but my mom, and sister would probably beg to differ to put it very mildly. I'm glad I did it! 🤠👍🏻

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            • megadriver

              You're hardcore! A while back, I bought 5 liters of liquid ecstasy from Russia. Apparently it's very cheap there, easy to buy and ship anonymously and very expensive in Germany and Europe. 50ml of the stuff would sell for 200-300 Euro.
              I was planning to set up an online thing where people could buy it. I had made the connections for potential dealers, all the profits were gonna go to a dude's account, told him he'd get a small profit for helping me with a "business venture" I had the stuff, everything was ready, but it hit me...

              If I get caught, I go to jail. I'm the boss of this organization. Even if I try to be clever and cautious, the police that catch drug dealers, suppliers, etc are smarter.

              If I do go to jail, that will put both of my parents in a mental hospital. I can't do this to my parents. So I canceled everything and burned the stuff.

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        • Pilum

          I don't believe that's it

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          • RoseIsabella

            Well, I never said that was it, but if it's any consolation it's a true story.

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  • raisinbran

    Vandalized a school as a teenager.

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  • Somenormie

    Kicked a dying squirrel and started laughing about it dying.

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    • RoseIsabella

      That's really messed up, and yes, I think you should be ashamed of doing it, but thanks for sharing.

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      • Somenormie

        I mean I did somewhat feel a little bit bad about it dying though but dying is natural.

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        • RoseIsabella

          Yes, dying is a natural process, but you shouldn't rejoice in the suffering of a poor little squirrel who has never done a to you.

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          • Somenormie

            But at the same time, I did accept that I'm messed up sure lots of people will say I'm a messed up person. As much as I still remember doing it I just move on and forgetting about it and not doing it near people. We've all done messed up stuff in the past. I personally thinking moving on is the only solution I have.

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            • RoseIsabella

              I guess I don't understand what anyone could get off of kicking a squirrel in the first place, much less a weak squirrel who is on the edge of dying. I can't understand what on Earth could be funny about a poor, little dying squirrel.

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    • raisinbran

      If this is true, then you’re a psychopath worse than other users saying fucked up shit that probably isn’t real.

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  • SmokeEverything

    I remember once a really long time ago me and a friend were drunk and smoking a bunch of crack, and we knew this kid who was kind of an asshole we used to screw with who never really drank, so we convinced him to pound like a bunch of malt liquor and when he got too fucked up to walk we loaded him in the back seat of his car and took it out to a school field and did a bunch of donuts until we blew his tire up. Left the field all torn up dropped him off at his house with a flat tire and never spoke of it again

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  • LondonGoldman

    Told dude to kill himself and he actually did days later

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