Everyone has a different definition of dumb but one that never fails to make me cringe and that i have never told anyone:
Now you gotta know that my parents and siblings violated each other and me with hugs and kisses. i grew up hating that stuff. one day my first gf and I are just lying down on her bed just chillin, and voices in my head go "i want to kiss her. oh crap. You know i dont like that stuff. Why you always gotta mess with a completely fine moment? Because i want to. Fine. Do it. But how? Nevermind the how just do it before the anticipation builds and u cant. Ok ok Quick and painless like a bandaid. Ready? NOW. NOW. DO IT DO IT DO IT QUICK AND PAINLESS QUICK AND PAINLESS QUICK AN--" I leaned over super quick and kissed her lips and then literally sprung up to my feet and ran like 5 feet away all in the space of 3 seconds -- then I just stood there processing wtf I just did. And she palmed her face and laughed
But she called me back to lay down with her after which I can never recall anything, maybe I passed out from embarrassment
What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
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Everyone has a different definition of dumb but one that never fails to make me cringe and that i have never told anyone:
Now you gotta know that my parents and siblings violated each other and me with hugs and kisses. i grew up hating that stuff. one day my first gf and I are just lying down on her bed just chillin, and voices in my head go "i want to kiss her. oh crap. You know i dont like that stuff. Why you always gotta mess with a completely fine moment? Because i want to. Fine. Do it. But how? Nevermind the how just do it before the anticipation builds and u cant. Ok ok Quick and painless like a bandaid. Ready? NOW. NOW. DO IT DO IT DO IT QUICK AND PAINLESS QUICK AND PAINLESS QUICK AN--" I leaned over super quick and kissed her lips and then literally sprung up to my feet and ran like 5 feet away all in the space of 3 seconds -- then I just stood there processing wtf I just did. And she palmed her face and laughed
But she called me back to lay down with her after which I can never recall anything, maybe I passed out from embarrassment