What's the best way to solve global overpopulation?

Answer the poll and comment if you put 'other' (or if you want).

Start a very bloody world war 2
Introduce chemicals into drinking water that make men less fertile 0
Forbid certain people from having children 8
Other 9
Promote suicide and abortion as viable choices 4
Give tax relief to people who grow their own food. 4
Introduce insects into the Western diet as a food 0
Have a global one-child or two-child policy 4
Develop and promote uninhabited parts of the globe as habitats 1
Build more carbon-neutral homes and introduce a spare bedroom tax 0
Make birth control available everywhere 8
Let people in famines/epidemics/natural disasters just die 2
Euthanise the old and sick 2
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  • megadriver

    Enforce a "one child per family" law in countries like China, India, the middle east, large parts of Africa and a few parts of South America.
    Harsh sanctions for those who do not abide the law.
    Mandatory sex ed and birth control education for everyone.
    Events where they hand out free condoms and pamphlets with info about unwanted pregnancies.
    Government aided abortions in poorer countries.
    Invest in efficient and low polluting industries in poorer countries to boost the economy and increase lifestyles.
    Economy packages to raise small-scale production and business.
    Raise living standards for the poorest to reduce birth rates.
    Invest more in Mars colony. Humanity's future is not bound to Earth.

    Now, let the dislikes from extremist pro-something liberals roll in.

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    • litelander8

      But only children are spoiled shits.

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  • d0esnormalmatter

    Make birth control available everywhere is step one.

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  • Hubbard

    Genocide

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  • Bazinga

    The best way to end overpopulation is to genetically engineer an airborne virus that causes permanent sterility in both men and women. We could distribute this virus world wide by spraying it in aircraft cabins while enroute on international flights.

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    • LordPoisideon

      Easiest way is to just nuke the world, lmao

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    • Wow. What a strategy. No-one would even know it was happening... but imagine if info got leaked.

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      • Bazinga

        Good point. The engineered virus would have to be distributed quickly and thoroughly. Then people would learn after it was too late.

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  • DIO

    *SNAP*

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  • raisinbran

    Death lottery

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  • Fugazi,again

    If you think there are too many people, the most ethical thing to do is kill yourself. If you ain't willing to do that then you shouldn't try to make other people solve the problem for you

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  • KholatKhult

    Chose “Make birth control available everywhere”

    But also heavily believe in “Forbid certain people from having children”

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  • cupcake_wants

    I'd say to have birth control be available to everybody. In fact if there was a way that you'd have to go get something special to have a pregnancy, would be best, but I don't agree with forcing birth control. They ought to give free sterilization operations to people all over the world, perhaps. World wide programs to promote using condoms and family planning?

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    • Would family planning be enough though? If the global population remained the same (inc. in countries like Lebanon where families tend to be large), would it solve our problems?

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      • cupcake_wants

        There is no simple solution to this. I do think the Catholic church ought to change their "no birth control" rule, for one, but anyway.. question.. how would introducing insects to the Western people help with overpopulation? Am I missing something?

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    • Added to poll :)

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  • barefoot_on_the_sand

    What a nazi poll. Absurd!

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  • Bobtailcatgirl

    Sterilize lazy welfare queens.

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  • --

    Women can only have 1 child.

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  • geek_god_101

    Require a minimum education level, income and no welfare period.

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  • Fugazi,again

    You killing yourself would be a good start

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    • Was that really called for?

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      • Fugazi,again

        Im not saying you should im just pointing out a fact

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  • Aethylfritha

    Ideally, birth control and only having no more than 2-3 kids. So many children are not wanted or loved. And every child deserves to be loved.
    Im totally ok with forcibly neutering certain people too( violently insane, child molesters, child abusers etc).

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  • ab2

    Kill all the degenerates

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  • Anoverthinker

    One child policy

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  • leggs91200

    Certain people do not need to be having kids.

    Like when you see Mr. Wigger McPantsDown with his plain Jane looking hoebag, You KNOW their kids are going to be yet another burden on the taxpayers.
    This guy basically - https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FigWC6CNUls/hqdefault.jpg

    Or that "Cash me ousside" stupid twat. Her parents didn't need to reproduce and let us hope she doesn't have any kids.

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  • rocketdave

    The solve in history all over the world was wars and seems to be still is!

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  • Iszzy123

    We solve it together

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  • howaminotmyself

    It wouldn't be a problem if we still had the plague.

    But hey, maybe there will be a new old war to wipe out millions.

    It won't redistribute wealth and resources, but numbers will be down.

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  • Tyler_J

    Purge them

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    I dont think we are there yet to start a drastic decision

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  • Mammal-lover

    Birth control, prevent children. Promote suicide. All 3 will have a nice effect. Promote zoo relationships as they dont harm any living creature and are generally zoo exclusive wich results in no babies.

    Chemical castration of those who go to prison for serious crimes. Also results in less rape wich I'd say is a good thing. As shitty as it is to say stop helping other countries in need. Give some type of benefit to those in a gay relationship who dont have children. Sex ed at very early ages. I mean seriously I never even got sex ed it's insane.

    Enforce one child per household rules. That way theres still growth albeit meager ones. Promote trans rights making hrt more available as those of us in it are usually sterile/infertile.

    Really I could go on theres a million little things we could do that we should do. Itll still take a long time and the results will not be seen most likely by those alive today however it's for building a future for all life and ensuring the continued survival of our planet.

    We need change or we WILL die.

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    • ab2

      "they don't harm any living creature"

      Bullshit, animals cannot consent. and before you talk about how the animals don't resist so they must be fine with it, that is the same logic pedophiles use

      you are no different than a rapist so I hope you include yourself in the castration.

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      • Mammal-lover

        This isnt even about sex man. Can animals consent to being raised for food or hard labor? Can they consent to be locked away in a small cage most there lives? Can they consent to being beaten and tortured before killed? No no they cant. But they CAN consent to having sex. Just because they dont speak English doesn't mean they cant. I would suggest watching some videos but those of those are really rapey so let's not even go there. But pay attention animals can and do communicate with us. We just dont ususlly pay attention.

        Are you really saying say a girl gets on her knees and shows her dog her ass out of the blue not even any peanut butter in the house and he decides to mount her that suddenly even though hes the active one shes raping him? That doesnt even makes sense. Animals enjoy sex. They arnt robots and they arnt children they get sexually mature just like humans. Who are animals as well btw. Interspecies sex happens alllll the time. But suddenly if you have hands its wrong? Oh no man that's called double standards. Zoophilia has been around since the dawn of time. People see it as wrong cause people see animals as lesser creatures, as food, slaves, beast of burden or as children. But they arnt any of those they are beautiful living creatures with diverse personalities.

        Now if you are fucking a puppy yea that's definitly pedophilia. Zoos get a bad wrap for no reason. I suggest listening to zooier than thou it is very educational on what zoos are.

        We see animals as our equals in all regards.

        Remember just as animals can consent they can remove that concent just as easily just like humans. You can engage in beautiful relationships both sexual and non sexual with them. Obviously they arnt into things like bdsm and the like.

        I hope zoos and none zoos can join forces so we remove the "zoo"sadists from our planet. All the bad stories and rumors and just disgusting acts you hear about are from those pieces of shits. Trust me no zoo is a saddist piece of shit. We hunt them down just as much as society hunts down pedophiles and for good reason.

        EDIT: btw vets and breeders often mazterbate there animals when collecting semen for whatever purpose it is needed for. But when said human enjoys it as well it becomes a big deal. Makes no sense. Yes there is electronic devices but that involves shoving a usually large metal device in there ass wich they generally dont enjoy and can scar them mentally or cause them to become aggressive to humans wich means they get put down because they were defending themselves. How would you feel If someone wanted you to have a child so they pinned you shoved a large metal object in your ass and then collected your sperm and if you resist you get hurt or drugged or killed.

        Or option 2 you have consensual fun and shoot your load. And that's just in the medical field. This whole edit isnt even involving zoos

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        • KholatKhult

          I’ve raised, and grown up with, dozens of dogs and hundreds of horses. Who knows how many cats, reindeer, cattle, chickens, etc.

          I guarantee, with 500 million rubles on the table, that I can read any animal 50 times better than you can.

          I also guarantee the respect I present to animals is 50 times superior as compared to you.

          And I can say with 100% certainty that everything you say is bullshit.

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        • ab2

          Animals act on instinct. Dogs mount because they're hardwired to propagate the species, and they get confused when there isn't another dog there (see: displacement behavior). You are taking advantage of a biological loophole for your own pleasure.

          And who says I'm okay with breeders jerking something off? That is gross and taking advantage of nature too.

          Why not just bang other humans in fursuits while rping as animals or whatever? There is actually no such thing as "consent" in animal language because there is no such thing as rape in most* species (*yes I know about dolphins). BECAUSE THEY ARE ONLY FUCKING TO BREED, not for pleasure. It's like eating. the associated dopamine is just a motivator to keep them alive.

          Think of it this way, you could give a dog chocolate and it will eat the chocolate regardless that's poison to them.

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        • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

          Dude!!!!

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          • Mammal-lover

            Can I help you?

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            • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

              Come on man quit talking about it. No one is gonna change their opinions it just makes you sound absolutely mental

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    • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

      Man you really sound messed up. I usually try to respect other peoples views and opinions but I cant even fathom how a reasonable humane person could say "promote suicide and zoophilia and enforce one child per household".

      Do you not know how that worked in China? They tried the one child policy. And promoting suicide is just sick and thats coming from a pretty crazy dude. You should really rethink your position and ask yourself if its out of emotion or real logic.

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      • Mammal-lover

        Real logic. If someone wants to die I say let them. It's ok to inform your hospital of your dnr but it's wrong to let someone commit suicide? I see a bad jump in morality to go from allowing it in a hospital but God help you if you dont stop someone from being so miserable they try to die. It's stupid.

        I support one child limitations because the chinese people and the american people are verrrrry diffrent. And itll help control population. I know people who have over 10 kids. Its fucking insane.

        Zoo relationships are not only healthy they are also natural and do not commit to population in any regards as interspecies births are currently impossible. Helps with happiness equality animal rights and population. Itz 4 for one.

        So yea my stance is purely on logic. It's stupid to not at least consider it. Hell it's its simply emotional and immoral to not consider it

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        • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

          1: Ive been on the verge of suicide when i was younger and im glad there was no one there to help me do it. My son would have never been born.

          2: Chinese and Americans are not that different. They're both humans that have similar family structure. How do you think they are different enough to work?

          I dont consider it because its immoral to tell someone they can not have kids. Who do you suggest giving the power to decide to? The government? The earth isnt even that populated at the moment. Have you ever flown and seen how rural America actually is? There's space everywhere. The world is simply not THAT populated.

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          • Mammal-lover

            I didnt say help. I just mean dont stop. If someone wants to die so badly then let em besides you are kind of an asshole..

            It's all about culture. Besides not to be racist but the less chinese right now the better. Those mother fuckers think it's ok to to torture and kill innocent creatures. If I was ever gonna shoot a place up that fucking festival I would bring so much ammo.

            Hey let them have a kid. Anymore rightnow is to many!
            You gotta think about many factors. Food supply, water supply, power supply. Tree supply, land supply, pollution, waste, etc. We are at critical levels as is. Theres places suffering. We cut down way to many trees, thank god for mr beast and his plant 20million trees initiative. Our oceans are suffering and I care about our oceans almost as much as I do mammals and you know my stance on that

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            • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

              100s of millions of trees have been planted since we started using coal. They use to use wood for warmth. So trees really arent an issue anymore. As far as the ocean someone invented a machine that cleans the trash out of the ocean and its getting alot of funding you ought to check that out. Water supply isnt really a problem in any first world country. Land supply is not much of an issue since so much of the worle is uninhabited. Power isnt really a problem becauae theyre always finding oil and now they're getting good with solar power.

              I know it sounds good to you on paper but when you really step back and look it doesnt make sense. And theres always catastrophes around the corner. Ww2 killed off like 3% of the world. Spanish flu did something like that. And the plague wiped out 60% of europe. So is it really that worth it to start being so evil?

              If you believe in climate science then you should look into how they say we are overdo for a geomagnetic pulse which will likely kill 90+% of the population due to electricity not working again.

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  • Clunk42

    How about "None of the Above"?

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