What's the best way to ask my wife to pee in my mouth

Say "Honey, will you please pee in my mouth? ...and by the way, I'm not weird."

If she thinks peeing in someone else's mouth is weird, it doesn't matter how you ask her to do it, she won't be impressed.

You could bring it up in a low key way, as in, you've heard some people like it, what does she think about it?

babe ya should just straight up ask her ya kno dis is what ya want its yu sexual fetish sweetie pie babe just say "my lav, will ya plez piss in ma mouth it would be hot babe" and just drink up her pussy piss, good luck darlin'.

Tell her what a golden shower is and if she is not too repulsed ask her to give you one.

"I think its hot when girls will pee in guy's mouths"

Go in the shower together, get a little freaky and you sit on the floor and lick her cunt, then when she's in to it ask her to piss a little if she can.

tell her to sit on your face and ask her to pee in your mouth

While this isn't something that personally appeals to me, I'm not one to judge other people's fetishes and interests. Do you and your wife typically experiment with new things like this? My suggestion is to sit down with her and just explain what you want and why it appeals to you. Make sure that she knows she doesn't HAVE to do this unless she wants to.

Tell your wife that you have a weird fetish in that you want her to squat over your face, pull her panty aside and piss in your mouth, then you want to lick her pussy clean!

Tell her that she must not judge you, you just need to experience it and see up close how the piss streams from her pussy!