What's Hollywood's worst lie?

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  • All of the above.
    Since I got nothing better to do, here is a list of Hollywood lies:

    -Also cars do not blow up when they crash, or get shot!
    -The awkward nerd with health issues doesn't get the hottest girl in school/ high school/ university
    -Not all hot girls are cheerleaders
    -It's not possible to shoot up a city, without the police and possibly the army trying to stop you
    -Not all eastern Europeans are crimelords
    -Not all Germans are blonde/ evil
    -Not all Russians are drunk/ comic relief
    -Spies in real life rely on stealth, not fancy weapons
    -High ranking officials don't risk their lives to save generic soldier
    -This is just a random point, you still followin' ?
    -Generic soldiers don't suddenly get chosen to lead a battle
    -Making out in an elevator is nothing special
    -Making out in a car is nothing special
    -You can not escape a supercar with a small underpowered car
    -Bank robbers are not hot
    -Superpowers don't exist
    -You don't fly back when shot
    -Pistols don't have 100 rounds, they have 12-17
    -Doing a jump with a car usually destroys the car
    -A girl won't fall in love with you, if you follow her, she will call 911
    -A girl won't have sex with you after gunfights, explosions, etc
    -There is no self destruct button in spaceships/ bases/ space stations
    -Working at a 7-5 job isn't hell, it's what most people do
    -I sound a bit like cinemasins
    -Not all black people are "gangsta"
    -Not all black people are loud and obnoxious
    -Dancing solves nothing
    -Being hit in the face with a gun doesn't leave a small bruise, it breaks your nose at the least
    -Children can not solve crimes
    -Children can not fend off thugs
    -Stealing vehicles is hard and requires tools
    -Hot girls can't fix cars
    -Getting over someone's death isn't that fast
    -Getting over a beloved's death is never fast
    -Pets don't have superhuman levels of intelligence
    -Not all cats want to enslave humanity, only a handful
    -Not all dogs are awesome
    -Alien invaders do not hover above the Whitehouse, or any famous landmark
    -Nearly there, nearly there
    -Alien invaders do not fight on the ground
    -Using alien technology is not easy
    -Firing alien weaponry isn't easy
    -Freak weather conditions don't always appear in the United States
    -Russia has no intentions of attacking the US
    -The US has no intentions of attacking Russia
    -Aliens don't always land in the US, whose to say they can't land in Zimbabwe?!
    -Wild animals are wild
    -American cities are not quiet
    -Traffic jams are not quiet
    -Finding out your magic will make you flip your shit
    -You can not keep a place hidden, especially a magic place. Google maps anyone?
    -Awkward dates and gunfights don't lead to sex
    -A person with no knowledge of a vehicle, can not drive/ land/ take off in given vehicle

    That's all for now! XD
    If you've read this, great job. Someone respected my long comment

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