All of the above.
Since I got nothing better to do, here is a list of Hollywood lies:
-Also cars do not blow up when they crash, or get shot!
-The awkward nerd with health issues doesn't get the hottest girl in school/ high school/ university
-Not all hot girls are cheerleaders
-It's not possible to shoot up a city, without the police and possibly the army trying to stop you
-Not all eastern Europeans are crimelords
-Not all Germans are blonde/ evil
-Not all Russians are drunk/ comic relief
-Spies in real life rely on stealth, not fancy weapons
-High ranking officials don't risk their lives to save generic soldier
-This is just a random point, you still followin' ?
-Generic soldiers don't suddenly get chosen to lead a battle
-Making out in an elevator is nothing special
-Making out in a car is nothing special
-You can not escape a supercar with a small underpowered car
-Bank robbers are not hot
-Superpowers don't exist
-You don't fly back when shot
-Pistols don't have 100 rounds, they have 12-17
-Doing a jump with a car usually destroys the car
-A girl won't fall in love with you, if you follow her, she will call 911
-A girl won't have sex with you after gunfights, explosions, etc
-There is no self destruct button in spaceships/ bases/ space stations
-Working at a 7-5 job isn't hell, it's what most people do
-I sound a bit like cinemasins
-Not all black people are "gangsta"
-Not all black people are loud and obnoxious
-Dancing solves nothing
-Being hit in the face with a gun doesn't leave a small bruise, it breaks your nose at the least
-Children can not solve crimes
-Children can not fend off thugs
-Stealing vehicles is hard and requires tools
-Hot girls can't fix cars
-Getting over someone's death isn't that fast
-Getting over a beloved's death is never fast
-Pets don't have superhuman levels of intelligence
-Not all cats want to enslave humanity, only a handful
-Not all dogs are awesome
-Alien invaders do not hover above the Whitehouse, or any famous landmark
-Nearly there, nearly there
-Alien invaders do not fight on the ground
-Using alien technology is not easy
-Firing alien weaponry isn't easy
-Freak weather conditions don't always appear in the United States
-Russia has no intentions of attacking the US
-The US has no intentions of attacking Russia
-Aliens don't always land in the US, whose to say they can't land in Zimbabwe?!
-Wild animals are wild
-American cities are not quiet
-Traffic jams are not quiet
-Finding out your magic will make you flip your shit
-You can not keep a place hidden, especially a magic place. Google maps anyone?
-Awkward dates and gunfights don't lead to sex
-A person with no knowledge of a vehicle, can not drive/ land/ take off in given vehicle
That's all for now! XD
If you've read this, great job. Someone respected my long comment
What's Hollywood's worst lie?
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All of the above.
Since I got nothing better to do, here is a list of Hollywood lies:
-Also cars do not blow up when they crash, or get shot!
-The awkward nerd with health issues doesn't get the hottest girl in school/ high school/ university
-Not all hot girls are cheerleaders
-It's not possible to shoot up a city, without the police and possibly the army trying to stop you
-Not all eastern Europeans are crimelords
-Not all Germans are blonde/ evil
-Not all Russians are drunk/ comic relief
-Spies in real life rely on stealth, not fancy weapons
-High ranking officials don't risk their lives to save generic soldier
-This is just a random point, you still followin' ?
-Generic soldiers don't suddenly get chosen to lead a battle
-Making out in an elevator is nothing special
-Making out in a car is nothing special
-You can not escape a supercar with a small underpowered car
-Bank robbers are not hot
-Superpowers don't exist
-You don't fly back when shot
-Pistols don't have 100 rounds, they have 12-17
-Doing a jump with a car usually destroys the car
-A girl won't fall in love with you, if you follow her, she will call 911
-A girl won't have sex with you after gunfights, explosions, etc
-There is no self destruct button in spaceships/ bases/ space stations
-Working at a 7-5 job isn't hell, it's what most people do
-I sound a bit like cinemasins
-Not all black people are "gangsta"
-Not all black people are loud and obnoxious
-Dancing solves nothing
-Being hit in the face with a gun doesn't leave a small bruise, it breaks your nose at the least
-Children can not solve crimes
-Children can not fend off thugs
-Stealing vehicles is hard and requires tools
-Hot girls can't fix cars
-Getting over someone's death isn't that fast
-Getting over a beloved's death is never fast
-Pets don't have superhuman levels of intelligence
-Not all cats want to enslave humanity, only a handful
-Not all dogs are awesome
-Alien invaders do not hover above the Whitehouse, or any famous landmark
-Nearly there, nearly there
-Alien invaders do not fight on the ground
-Using alien technology is not easy
-Firing alien weaponry isn't easy
-Freak weather conditions don't always appear in the United States
-Russia has no intentions of attacking the US
-The US has no intentions of attacking Russia
-Aliens don't always land in the US, whose to say they can't land in Zimbabwe?!
-Wild animals are wild
-American cities are not quiet
-Traffic jams are not quiet
-Finding out your magic will make you flip your shit
-You can not keep a place hidden, especially a magic place. Google maps anyone?
-Awkward dates and gunfights don't lead to sex
-A person with no knowledge of a vehicle, can not drive/ land/ take off in given vehicle
That's all for now! XD
If you've read this, great job. Someone respected my long comment