What's all the fuss about?

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I hear the Russians are trying to affect our erections. They sure haven't interfered with mine! Anyone else?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    4 years ago

    its all an elaborate strategy to get moose and squirrel

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Haha!

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  • cupcake_wants
    4 years ago

    My grandma is really into politics, so I showed her this post and she laughed her head off.. good one, bro.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Thanks - glad you enjoyed the joke!

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  • akcabinman
    4 years ago

    LOL… Yep. I even heard that Russia is corning the Market on the World Supply of all Viagra and will be putting it into our national water supplies on Tuesday, November 3, 2020 just to make sure that every man in the country is UP for the Vote.
    Russia very much cares about such matters...

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  • LloydAsher
    4 years ago

    I think its just a big pharma conspiracy. Messing with our erections... the nerve!

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  • EchoMaster
    4 years ago

    I'm sure the Russians are more concerned with their own erections to waste time with ours. The erection myth is passed around by people that are unhappy about their own erections so they make excuses.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
    4 years ago

    Russian women have always affected my erections but unfortunately never tampered with them.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      4 years ago

      i was there a couple times in the 90s and can confirm russian women are smokin hot and wanna git down without a lotta bullshit

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  • leggs91200
    4 years ago

    Some of those female Russian models are HAWT and cause erections. So yes, they are affecting them.

    DAMN those sexy bitches!

    EDIT - here is one now! https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/62/1236161/original/irina-sheik-all-people-photo-u33?w=650&q=50&fm=pjpg&fit=crop&crop=faces

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  • dimwitted
    4 years ago

    Be sure to bring your erection with you into the voting booth.

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    Oh come on now, you know Putin doesn’t let us mess with other men’s erections, that’s a death sentence!

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    • RoseIsabella
      4 years ago

      Then what's with all this business if him riding around shirtless on a horse?

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      • [Old Memory]
        4 years ago

        I... I really wish I had an answer for that.
        We all wish we had an answer for that.

        It’s just a mystery as to how and why that happened lmao

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        4 years ago

        He's going bareback! ;-)

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        • RoseIsabella
          4 years ago

          No, he's not, you perv.

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            4 years ago

            Erection. Bareback = no condom. Get it? Jeez!

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  • d0esnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    Interfere with erections? How in tarnation would they manage that?

    My erections have gotten a little harder to achieve but I suspect that is from steroids not Russians.

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  • aBoyFromIndia
    4 years ago

    They are actually interfering in elections which is angering everyone. We all know it's difficult (or impossible) to get erection while in anger. So yes, they do have an indirect impact on our sacred parts. Only they are safe who don't care for elections and democracy and stuffs like that.

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