What's a guy supposed to do

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I am a 48 year old man and every morning for the past 2 months I have been feeling like I need a good bare butt spanking,I just don't know how to go about getting what I feel I need

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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

5 years ago | pl

git a stationary exercise bike and hook up a buncha ping pong paddles to the wheel

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- megadriver
  
  5 years ago
  
  Hahahaha this is probably the best comment I've seen on iin.
  
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- leggs91200
  
  5 years ago
  
  about the stationary bike -
  
  HAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUUUCK!
  I about choked on my food when reading that.
  Jesus christ hahahahahahah. god damnit oh hell hahahah.
  
  Well thanks my stomach hurts from laughing now.
  
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- Hornyandhung47
  
  5 years ago
  
  You're stupid. I'm talking about, what's a guy supposed to do in order to get a woman to spank him on his bare butt. Stop with the stupid comments
  
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  - BleedingPain
    
    5 years ago
    
    Some people ask stupidly vague questions. How are we supposed to know you wanted a woman to spank you?
    
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    - Hornyandhung47
      
      5 years ago
      
      Duhh,who in their right mind would want a machine to do the spanking
      
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      - BleedingPain
        
        5 years ago
        
        Maybe you wanted a man to spank you, or your dog. Not specifying who you want to do the spaning is kinda important when asking.
        
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  - Ellenna
    
    5 years ago
    
    If you don't have a woman in your life who would love to do this to you, I guess you don't have much alternative except paying a sex worker or advertising on one of the singles sites. If you haven't experienced this before I suggest a sex worker who will be ok with the request and will know what she's doing, assuming you arrange it with an experienced dominatrix.
    
    It's a very common and normal fetish: have fun!
    
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  - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    
    5 years ago
    
    https://www.spankermachine.com/index.php?lang=en
    
    heres a ready made spankin machine since yall dont seem so smart or handy
    
    whos stupid now ya fuckin weirdo?
    
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    - Cuntsiclestick
      
      5 years ago
      
      *applauds*
      Greatest comments I've seen all week!
      
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        4 years ago
        
        Have fun in Hell bettwipe
        
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        donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        
        4 years ago
        
        so makin funa weirdos and losers is a mortal sin now?
        
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      Have fun in butwipe
      
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      - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        
        4 years ago
        
        yeah ill have fun in 'butwipe' there spanky
        
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Stupid answer by a stupid person
  
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SKDM007

5 years ago

i- ... -_-

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Anonymous Post Author

4 years ago

I haven't had a bare ass spanking since I was twenty five. I don't know why,but sometimes I feel like I've been a bad boy,and need to be bare ass spanked. I mean come on,yes being spanked with your pants up hurts a little,but not like a bare ass spanking does. My mom used to spank me on my bare ass,it would obviously make me cry,then she'd say,stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about. When she'd say that,I'd be saying to myself,uh your spanking my bare ass,and it hurts,that's why I'm crying duhh.

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Hornyandhung47

4 years ago

Come on people stop with the stupid answers. How does a guy go about getting a woman not a hooker,to give him a bare butt spanking?

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leggs91200

5 years ago

Well, there are a few things -

Did you do something bad that warrants a bare butt spanking? It has lasted two months so did you fudge on your taxes?

Also, if this is your conscience bothering you, I would say a spanking is not needed, the guilt is punishment enough.

But in seriousness, though it is hardly cheap, some escorts will provide this service. maybe try fetlife

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[Old Memory]

5 years ago

Craigslist. If the Craigslist killer could find victims within a few hours, you can probably find someone to spank your ass. You're in luck if you live in or near a city.

Hell, I'd do it for 10 bucks, but it doesn't matter, since I'm ugly.

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- Cuntsiclestick
  
  5 years ago
  
  If I'm remembering correctly, Craigslist stopped doing personal ads a while back.
  
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- Ellenna
  
  5 years ago
  
  It doesn't matter what you look like, do you know how to do a good spanking?
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    5 years ago
    
    No, I've never spanked in my life, lol.
    
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