What pupper are you?

I’m pretty sure I would be a golden retriever. What dog do you look like? Put the kind you really look like and not one that you want to look like. And not a fake one either.

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Comments ( 39 )
  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    Well I'm big, ugly & have a giant head.......bulldog/mastiff mix maybe?

    https://www.rover.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hey-bulldog.jpg

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    • McSorley

      LMAO

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  • Ditnyte

    Well I’m already a furry uwu

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  • KholatKhult

    Probably some poodle mix
    My hair grows in yellow and fluffy and I’m long-legged

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  • GeekyGold

    Pit Bull

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    • litelander8

      Same here.

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        ..? Short and stocky with a head to big for your body?

        Model materiel

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        • litelander8

          I was thinking more personality wise.

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  • ellnell

    I would be a cat because I want my space and I don't really need humans but I tolerate them.

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  • McSorley

    Probably a labrador retriever. I had one. He was goofy and downright adorable, LOL.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    id wanna have a life like my dawg but with my luck id likely end up as a chinese food dawg

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    I dont like dogs anymore. My wife almost shot a dog a few weeks ago because big ass pitbull ran up to my son barking and snarling. She almost blasted it right there infront of the owner but the dog did not attack my son

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  • SkullsNRoses

    I would be a pug, they have no purpose they just exist to be pugs.

    I would growl in the mirror every morning and pretend I’m a bulldog.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I'd really like to be a Doberman pincher, or a rough collie, but I'm pretty sure I would be more like a Shetland sheepdog at best.

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    rottweiler

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  • charli.m

    Mutt.

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      Yes

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  • Toledorwb

    What the fuck kind of question is this? What dog are you? Is this serious? What the hell are you talking about? No one is a dog. That’s why they are dogs and we are humans

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      You are definitely a little yappy dog... Maybe silky terrier

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      • Toledorwb

        It makes zero sense

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          It makes perfect sense, we need a barking collar for this one.

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          • Just take it to the pound already.

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  • Grunewald

    English cocker spaniel. Alas.

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  • Unknown_player

    I'm a pug BC I have rolls and folds

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  • Holzman_67

    Miniature schnauzer

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  • 666XxKLOWNYBEASTxX666

    I kinda look like a Husky, a Pitbull and a Newfoundland I guess

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  • Mammal-lover

    Soneone told me once they can see me as a golden retriever. I dong know about that though

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  • XYXY

    I don’t have 4 legs and a tale, I’m not covered in hair, I don’t have a long nose and eat from a bowl on the ground. I guess I don’t actually look like a dog at all then. I can’t begin to imagine what you look like.

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    • RoseIsabella

      It's okay if you don't have a tale, you can just get a pen, and paper, then write one.

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      • XYXY

        Next you will want me to grow a tree for the bark

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        • RoseIsabella

          One writes a tale to tell, and makes a tail to wear.

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    • Wow what a nice person. You would get euthanized.

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    • KholatKhult

      Booooooooo

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