What pet should i get

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  • shorty295
    6 years ago | pl

    Dogs are a bitch especially when they play the puppy card
    Cats are the best because dry kisses but be prepaired for scratches (unless front declawed)
    Bünes are adorable but smell awful
    You can't cuddle fish
    Hamsters are neutral but WILL GET LOST!

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      6 years ago | pl

      only fuckin assholes declaw

      what the fuck is the puppy card?
      has the tarot peoples been drankin?

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      • shorty295
        6 years ago | pl

        I guess declawing cats in the 90s was a bit more accepted as all my moms cats are/were declawed but its still not morally ok.

        The puppy card is: being a shithead who destroys the house by chewing and then running up to you with those big sad eyes. You initally say bad dog! But know its just a phase and no amount of yelling will solve the problem.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
          6 years ago | pl

          thats bein a shitty dawg trainer not a puppy card

          theres an appropriate amounta force to use

          too lil and yall gots an eternal puppy too much and yalls an abusive fuckhead

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          • shorty295
            6 years ago | pl

            Yeah. We got 3 different people trying to train this puppy. My mom feels guilty for saying bad dog, my dad spanks when necessary and I prefer the squirt bottle for times when I cant reach her ( because yelling solves nothing)

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