What percentage of straight are you?

Dumb question, just for fun I guess.

0% being stone cold gay
100% being straight as an arrow

0-10% Straight 9
20-40% Straight 10
50% Straight 12
60-80% Straight 16
90-100% Straight 41
I’m going to bitch and complain 8
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  • Jeffery

    *bitches and complains*

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  • megadriver

    I'd say 100% straight. I'm not attracted to men, or to masculine features.

    I can have lots of love for my guy friends, but none of it is sexual.

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    • noneoftheabove

      Yeah until you’ve had a few beers then like any man you’ll stick your dick in anything including your buddy’s mouth

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      • megadriver

        That's where you're wrong buddy... When I get too drunk, I get sleepy and have zero desire for sex XD

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        • noneoftheabove

          Not your buddy. Never will be never wannabe.

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          • megadriver

            Oh no, how will I live my life knowing you will never be my buddy...

            Whatever man, you do you.

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            • KholatKhult

              Sheeesh what’s that dudes problem lmfao

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        • Aethylfritha

          Well thats better than forcing sloppy sex on your girl then falling asleep on top of her.

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    Sometimes the thought of two young feminine guys experimenting with each other, especially when homosexuality was more taboo, can turn me on. There's also occasionally the odd guy on TV that I'd get a small crush on. But I've tried watching gay porn and I just don't like the look of male bodies, so I'd say I'm at least 95% straight.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I'm 50/50. I really don't care about the gender of my partner. XD

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  • RoseIsabella

    Harambe was gorilla, he was shot down in the prime of his life.

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  • raisinbran

    Straighter than my boyfriend's dick.

    Seriously though I think I'm 99.9999% straight, cause I've never been aroused by a gay thought, but I can appreciate a good looking man.

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  • barefoot_on_the_sand

    I can't even think straight.

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  • noneoftheabove

    What percent gay are you?

    You’ve got it all wrong. The spectrum doesn’t work like that. You have homosexual at one end and heterosexual at the other. Then everything in between.

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  • Inkmaster

    Heterosexuality is not a spectrum. Neither is homosexuality.

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  • GaelicPotato

    You're either a 100% straight, or you're not straight.

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    • Hope you voted “I’m going to bitch and complain”

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      • GaelicPotato

        It's a dumb question. You can't be anything but 100% straight.

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        • Firejade

          Actually, research the Kinsey scale, research that's been around for a long time that shows the range.

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          • GaelicPotato

            If you're not a 100% straight, you're not straight.

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            • KholatKhult

              Don’t be such a stickler for the definitions, you understand what’s being said :P

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  • 100% straight. The thought of being with another guy has never entered my mind and how a man could find another man attractive is something I could never wrap my head around. To each his own I guess.

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  • KholatKhult

    95% straight
    Sometimes I let the homies hold my hand

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    • That's not gay, though. Neither is kissing your homies goodnight.

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      • KholatKhult

        Always make sure the fellas are tucked in and sung lullabies before bed💪🏻

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        • BleedingPain

          On a scale of yes to yes, how bad is it to be gay in Russia?

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      • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

        Yeah it is

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    • RoseIsabella

      Dicks out for Harambe! 😎🦍👍🏻
      https://youtu.be/HouWHLN9JYE

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      • Grunewald

        Trippy...

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    • raisinbran

      How do you feel about your president using trolls to spread misinformation and chaos, destabilizing western economies?

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      • KholatKhult

        “Destabilizing western economies”
        Fuck... that’s so hot...
        Are you trying to seduce me?

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        • raisinbran

          No, but your fruitcake of a president is. He loves gay amputees. Agree?

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          • KholatKhult

            Hm. I can’t tell if you’re trying to be malicious towards me or not.

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            • Bazinga

              Putin's not gay, he's just highly intelligent. He realizes that monopolistic capitalism will work to make him ultra rich when income inequality is at an optimal level.

              In the same way that America tries to hire all the world's geniuses, Putin tries to keep first world political leadership as dumb as possible.

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  • Ellenna

    Right now I'd say I'm 60-80% straight because I'm in a relationship with a bloke and haven't had sex with a woman for a long time, but does the fact that I'd love to if the opportunity arose make me 50/50?

    I don't know and don't really care: it depends on who turns up in my life from time to time.

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    • GaelicPotato

      You're not straight.

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      • Nikclaire

        No she isn't

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  • emanwon

    I think 90% because I watch shemale porn

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  • ellnell

    I dont know. I can easily imagine dating another woman but i've only ever dated men so far.

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  • LloydAsher

    90% cause pegging? Is that a disqualifier for being completely straight?

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      Nah. The way I see it, it's only gay if it's another man fucking you. If it's a chick using the toys, it's just fine.

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      • Aethylfritha

        Yes. Homosexual= same sex not what act it is.

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        • LloydAsher

          See I thought that was the case but I wanted to double check there

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          • Aethylfritha

            Ive always wanted to try pegging a man but i dont like submissive men. Hence the problem.

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            • LloydAsher

              You got to find someone who's a versatile. Plays both sub and dom.

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    • noneoftheabove

      You and doesnormalmatter should get together and peg each other.

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      • LloydAsher

        That would be gay though.

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  • Tingles18

    50%. I'm bisexual.

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  • Aethylfritha

    Im pretty straight but i put 90% because i like lesbian porn and would maybe kiss certain girls.
    But im physically attracted to men and bever been with a girl.

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    • Sad18yo

      It’s weird. I’m 100% straight IRL, would never have sex with or even get close to a man, but sometimes when it comes to porn it turns me on to watch those videos of teen boys workin’ the gerkin’.

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      • Aethylfritha

        I love watching gay sailors too.

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  • my_life_my_way

    Like 70% I guess, girls are hot and I would kiss one but I can only imagine having sex or being in a romantic relationship with a guy.

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  • bicurious10

    Never been with a guy but have always fantasized about it.

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  • shoka2322

    I am mainly attracted to hairy dicks, but occasionally a woman. If I found the right woman, I would no longer feel much attraction to anyone but her. I would say I'm 20-40% straight. I terms of what gets me aroused, I'm mostly gay.

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  • Mammal-lover

    Like 80%

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  • --

    Straight up straight, 100% I aint gonna lie.

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  • Resurgam53

    Not very. Give me a hard cock in my mouth or ass and I’m happy as a lark. I’ll take pussy when I can get it!

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    • KholatKhult

      Okay Jennifer

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      • Resurgam53

        Just give me a mouthful of thick, warm cum to swish around and swallow, and I’ll fuck you in ass every day! Are you in Borus?

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        • KholatKhult

          First of all, I don’t have an asshole

          Second of all, the name Boris is spelled with an I not a U which is scary you don’t know that considering there has been some very big dogs with the name Boris

          And lastly, why do you block me on your other accounts but not this one?
          Do I need to step my bullying game up :( ?

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          • Ellenna

            You don't have an arsehole? I don't believe you

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            • RoseIsabella

              I used to know a person who has to wear a colostomy bag, and she said that her butthole had been sewn shut.

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            • KholatKhult

              It’s true, I have no butthole
              Just a crack between two beautiful cheeks

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          • Resurgam53

            Hey Borus, if you want to fight stick your head up my ass and fight for air!

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            • KholatKhult

              Hey Jennifer, if you want to ever be given human respect, come clean about being a compulsive liar and a miserable old pervert!

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      • Aethylfritha

        Does she have lots of other pervy accounts?

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      • Resurgam53

        Bend over and let’s play drop the soap!

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      • Resurgam53

        Okay Borus?

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